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  1. eaterofdog

    ¡ Wednesday 24 !

    Hate it when fat people are in the way and they move 2 inches to the side. You are three fucking feet wide, you lard cannon.
  2. eaterofdog

    Random Picture Thread

    Post photos you thread shitter! "RELATIVITY Special", if pedaled at 90 rpm, is designed to travel faster than the speed of light.
  3. eaterofdog

    Random Picture Thread

    If that outfit was black leather it would be pretty close.
  4. eaterofdog

    Random Picture Thread

    Isn't that the number of calories in the averaged ejaculation?
  5. eaterofdog

    Random Picture Thread

    My friend got into a fight with a "biker" because the biker said something and my friend asked him if he was sure he wanted to fight in his cute little biker outfit. Then my bro fucked him up because he's literally ex-military ex-mercenary and his fists are like red bricks. He's big and giggles...
  6. eaterofdog

    ¡ Wednesday 24 !

    Why the hell does every damn white girl say she would have been a witch in the 1700s?
  7. eaterofdog

    ︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎Tuesderp︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

    If any email from you has more than 2 exclamation points, I assume you are stupid. Barring things like aliens attacking or something like that.
  8. eaterofdog

    ︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎Tuesderp︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

    Some dumbass stole one of our desktops not realizing that corporate computers will always phone home no matter what you do. Even the ram and ssd are soldered so it's worthless.
  9. eaterofdog

    ︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎Tuesderp︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎︎

    We got a new mexican takeout by my house where the only person that speaks english is the girl at the register and I could not be happier. Despite the large number of mexicans in my area the mexican food is mediocre as fuck usually
  10. eaterofdog

    ***FTS GMT Monday***

    Dr EOD proscribed prophylactic dox
  11. eaterofdog

    >>> sunny day gmt <<<<

    I don't know shit but I'm on Team Own It
  12. eaterofdog

    ***FTS GMT Monday***

    Nice looks like I've got cellulitis on my thigh from a tick bite. The ticks were bad this weekend.
  13. eaterofdog

    ʭʭʭʭʭ Saturday ʭʭʭʭʭ

    Mapping the trails near me
  14. eaterofdog

    ʭʭʭʭʭ Saturday ʭʭʭʭʭ

    Ordering some stuff to set up a meshtastic node at my house.
  15. eaterofdog

    Fried Dough GMT

    Robinson Crusoe: The True Story
  16. eaterofdog

    Fried Dough GMT

    Took the day off and got up a 3:30 am anyway. Maybe I'll go to the beach, drink beer and fight a seagull today.
  17. eaterofdog

    #@%$Thurderpus maximus$%@#

    I'll just tow that rusty GTO shell I bought ten years ago over there to cover it up.
  18. eaterofdog

    #@%$Thurderpus maximus$%@#

    You want your house flashbanged?