My brain decided that waking up at 3:30 would be a great idea. Thanks, brain.
You too, eh?My brain decided that waking up at 3:30 would be a great idea. Thanks, brain.
Impossibruuuuuu!I feel older now complaining about the cost of housing, as if my age changed from mid 20s to mid 40s
1.5 month of me going to this crazy functional training place. Jesus I've been out of shape ( no money = less biking in the hills = less motivation) it hurts. Still only see progress on rowing, airbike and skiing machines but not really in other places. I really hope one day I will not be one of the 3 last guys/gals in the group. Maybe it's time to stop eating like a moron and sleeping more too so I regenerate better and don't feel like shit anymore since my doc claims my high cortizol may not be thyroid problems but just stress and bad habbits.
1.5 month of me going to this crazy functional training place. Jesus I've been out of shape ( no money = less biking in the hills = less motivation) it hurts. Still only see progress on rowing, airbike and skiing machines but not really in other places. I really hope one day I will not be one of the 3 last guys/gals in the group. Maybe it's time to stop eating like a moron and sleeping more too so I regenerate better and don't feel like shit anymore since my doc claims my high cortizol may not be thyroid problems but just stress and bad habbits.
time to put on both monoclesI should probably work on that thing.
Accidentally gave employee 1 a ranking I meant to give employee 2, because I thought I was working on 2’s evaluation. No corrections once submitted :-/Annual review time!
Based on date of hire.Annual? In July?
Fire them both, problem solved!Accidentally gave employee 1 a ranking I meant to give employee 2, because I thought I was working on 2’s evaluation. No corrections once submitted :-/
This is brilliant. Hammer home that we all are replaceable cogs in the machineAccidentally gave employee 1 a ranking I meant to give employee 2, because I thought I was working on 2’s evaluation. No corrections once submitted :-/
Are there any examples of your work up on Youporn/etc?I shit you not...I am working on a flick today starring a black porn star called Nat TunHer.
Weird part was that I had two active evaluations in my in-box, and EE1 wrote in a way that read exactly like EE2’s peculiar writing style.Fire them both, problem solved!
Says username rideitAre there any examples of your work up on Youporn/etc?
Asking for a friend.
surely there is. My pièce de résistance is Bringing Back Bush. Let me know what you think about how my vision translated.Are there any examples of your work up on Youporn/etc?
Asking for a friend.
copypasta employee reviewsWeird part was that I had two active evaluations in my in-box, and EE1 wrote in a way that read exactly like EE2’s peculiar writing style.
I am guessing a slurpee means somethings different at your job.free brain freeze!
yeah...cream pies usuallyI am guessing a slurpee means somethings different at your job.
I always just copy last years.copypasta employee reviews
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