[Konabumm]

So next weekend I'm spending 1 night in Vegas - the guys here at work have started posting Odds of what might happen to me while I'm out there on the while board.

Arrested for solicitation – 3:1
Arrested for wreckless endangerment – 2:1
Catch STD – 2:1
Request Bail – 6:1
Misses Flight Home – 2:1
Crashes in Dessert – 4:1
Request Fund Transfer – 8:1
Eaten by coyote – 5:1
Arrested w/ underage Asian female – 14:1
Hits on a “pre-op” – 5:1
Gets Rolled – 4:1
Goes MIA – 10:1
Becomes a person of interest – 12:1
Gets Slapped – 1:5
Nothing bad happens while in Vegas – 150:1
Stomached pumped – 25:1
Conceives child – 30:1
Unknowingly hits on a “working girl” 2:1
Wins Money 2:1
Sends coworkers picture of 2 finger starfish 20:1

 

[ultraNoob]

forgot one...

You'll walk the strip and spend some time in Paris hilton 200:1

 

[antimony]

Crashes in Dessert – 4:1

Like in a chocolate cake? Yum!

BV can point you in the direction of a warm, apricot muffin.

 

[N8 v2.0]

BV can point you in the direction of a warm, apricot muffin.

y'all are swingers??!!

 

[Sherpa]

Wake up with a sore ass 1:2

 

[Prettym1k3]

ROFL.

2-finger starfish...

Hahahhhaha...

 

[Da Peach]

BV can point you in the direction of a warm, apricot muffin.

that sounds filthy. get a room.

 

[Total Heckler]

You should read this before going:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

By Tucker Max

That should give you plenty of things to do/experience while you are there.

Be sure to listen to the audio book teaser. Oh man. Make sure not to have children around for that.