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50 worst people of 2008

DirtyDog

DirtyDog

Gang probed by the Golden Banana
Aug 2, 2005
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I love the Joe the Plumber part:

Charges: The Che Guevara of bald, pissed off white men. In a lot of ways, Samuel Wurzelbacher really does represent the average American—basing economic opinions on unrealistic expectations of personal future success, blaming his failure to meet those expectations on minorities and old people, complaining about deadbeats getting his taxes when he isn’t actually paying his taxes, and advertising his own rudimentary historical and mathematical ignorance by warning of creeping socialism in a country whose highest income tax rate has dropped by half in thirty years. “Joe” indeed symbolizes the true American dream—to become undeservedly rich and famous through a dizzyingly improbable stroke of luck. As American folk heroes go, Wurzelbacher ranks somewhere between Hulk Hogan and Bernie Goetz.
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Samirol

Samirol

Turbo Monkey
Jun 23, 2008
1,437
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Joe Scarborough really needs to be closer to the number 1 spot, he is terrible
 
Damo

Damo

Short One Marshmallow
Sep 7, 2006
4,603
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French Alps
4. George W. Bush

Charges: It’s hard—believe us, we know—to keep coming up with new things to say about this brutally stupid narcissist, who may have ruined this country irrevocably and certainly has ruined a couple of others, mugging amiably all the way. If anything good comes from Bush’s reign of error, let it be the death of the notion that vitally important, life or death decisions that affect the entire world should be made with one’s “gut.” We used to think that incompetence was just a good cover story for this administration, an excuse that masked their deliberate criminality, but it turns out that Bush and his inner circle are both treasonous, corrupt warmongers and inept fools. One good thing about him, though, is that he has no real interest in politics, and probably won’t give a flying shoe what happens to the world when his term is up. As he once put it, ““History, we don’t know. We’ll all be dead.” Here’s to George W. Bush being history.

Exhibit A: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

Sentence: Detained in formaldehyde-laced FEMA trailer without charges or counsel, sodomized by Lynndie England, declared guilty by military tribunal, set adrift naked on a small ice floe in the Arctic.
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Only number 4.
 
RenegadeRick

RenegadeRick

98th percentile on my SAT & all I got was this tin
Feb 22, 2006
1,458
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riding the fine line between genius and insanity
Glad to see Barry made the list.

It sure is telling that basically ALL of America's most important political figures are on the list. America™ so funked.

I apologize for being #43, well except for the fact that the paragraph doesn't describe me at all. Maybe they were talking about YOU instead.
 
$tinkle

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
i wet my pants after reading ben stein's sentence: ClearEyes replaced with a virulent strain of antibiotic-resistant staph.


my pants. look at them.
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
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I thought the analysis of Keith Olbermann was interesting. I haven't seen him bring on someone who disagrees with him, although unfortunately, I agree with almost everything he says.
 
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