[X3pilot]

Father's Day gift

What’s the best way to avoid paying $8 bucks a beer at a concert? Simply bring it along in your fake Beerbelly. What a concept. Its surprising that no one else thought of it before. What to do if you already have a beer belly? No worries, you just gained another 20 pounds overnight. I mean, who’s going to notice anyhow?

Don’t worry girls – they have a product just for you. It’s called the Winerack and it’s just like you guessed it. A bra that you fill up with – what else – wine!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Ordered mine.
Asked them to let me sell them too.

 

[CBJ]

Buy the beer belly and get a beer belly.

 

[bitingback]

Ordered me a winerack.
Asked them to let me sell them too.

:biggrin:

 

[Westy]

Before camelbacks came out I used to smuggle liquor into events in recycled bags that milk comes in for cafeteria use. cut open the lining of a jacket and slip it in, run a hose to the cuff of the jacket. It used to help that I lived in a frozen hellhole and giant down parka could hide a lot of booze.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

So I want to have some Moobs to go with my beer gut.
This makes me worthy of scorn and reproach?
Oh how the kettle is calling me black...

 

[BigMike]

Wow, that is awesome

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

My belly keg seems to be defective, it only dispenses gas.

 

[bitingback]

My belly keg seems to be defective, it only dispenses gas.

that must draw quite some attention when your releasing gas out of your belly.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

that must draw quite some attention when your releasing gas out of your belly.

Nah, I just pretend it's my phone's ring tone and act like I'm answering it.

 

[Total Heckler]

Wow that thing is awesome!

 

[Wingnut]

Goes well with Stadium Pal

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Goes well with Stadium Pal

Since every man is different the male externals come in 5 different sizes. And yes in this particular case size is important, but all one needs to do is to print out the SIZING GUIDE, cut out the half moons, and there is no guessing. This is a girth measurement, and has nothing to do with length.

Man, I've always been told it was all about the girth...

 

[Wingnut]

Man, I've always been told it was all about the girth...

When you make a fist, your hand gets shorter....

 

[MMcG]

That thing is awesome!

 

[eaterofdog]

I tend to like my beer chilled, not warmed to 98.6. Why not just stick a 40 up your ass and save some bucks?

 

[X3pilot]

Drink faster, sissy!:biggrin:

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I tend to like my beer chilled, not warmed to 98.6. Why not just stick a 40 up your ass and save some bucks?

Its at moments like this I wish I could show porn on ridemonkey...