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AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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Curious how he was riding with the raccoon. Was it in a bag, down his pants, holding on to the bars ? I am of course assuming he wasn't wearing a shirt so that's not an option.
 

4130biker

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May 24, 2007
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It was probably his pet and some dickhead cop pulled his homeless bike contraption over and said that wasn't allowed and now his little buddy is gone.
 

Westy

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What if this was a raccoon that escaped from a government research facility that genetically engineered super smart raccoons, and this raccoon discovered an impending avoidable global disaster that would cause global human extinction if this raccoon didn't find the one human being that could communicate with super smart genetically engineered raccoons and communicate the secret to avoiding said global disaster that would cause human extinction?

I am afraid we will only know when it is too late...