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Apparently, being an a$$hole gets you what you deserve..

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  1. Pesqueeb

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    Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in Colorado Springs. My neighbor works in Denver for the FBI. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking Asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the Dodge neon:-)rofl:), apparently they don't want to have to look out their window and see a wrecked pile of a car so they park it in front of mine. I talked to them about this last time and got pretty much told to fvck off but they eventually moved it anyway. Couple days ago I come home and sure as the sun rises in the east, the new wreck is in front of my house. I'm already in an amazingly bad mood from dealing with the parts/"customer service" department at Colorado Springs BMW motorcycle and when I saw the car in front of the house I went into full boil. I went over to the neighbors and beat on the door and of course no one is home. My wife, who saw me come home is standing on the front porch when I come back tells me "the keys are still in the car". I go and look, sure as sh*t they are. In fact they are tied around the steering column with the steel cable the towing company/cops used to keep the keys with the car. It is physically impossible for the neighbors to remove the keys from the car. So I hop in (the car is disgusting inside, must have been 10000 cigarette butts) back the car up and park it in the neighbors driveway. I then grabbed a pair of wire cutters, clipped off the keys from the column, and threw them in the neighbors trash. Course, not 10 minutes goes by, neighbor and daughter come home and are on my porch asking if I know anything about it. I don't lie because I am furious and a confrontation follows where in I express my displeasure in no uncertain terms with the fact that I have to deal with them as neighbors. Things get pretty heated, I say GTFO and slam the door on them.
    Yesterday morning I get a phone call from CSPD wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them I was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "You mean because he works for the FBI you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" Cop was surprised I knew this and I told him I thought it irrelevant. Said I didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was God himself, IMHO he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my I committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty I pretty much knew I was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and I thanked him for his time.
    I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the FBI has nothing better to do than see to it that I get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell I expected it and if it had happened I'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "I have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or DC and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical or does it just happen here?
    /rant
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    next time put an ad on craigslist that says "free car, keys attached to steering wheel, may contain slight damage" and post the location
     
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    Holy hell that was long. Everyone should quote that for their replies. :D
     
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    For realz though - just call the cops every time he parks the car in front of your house and report a "traffic hazard." Apparently that works great around here.
     
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    I'd be pissed too, but I wouldn't have cared enough to post a literary piece of sh*t about it. :D

    A simple "f*#k da police", or in this case "FBI" would have sufficed.

    I do want to thank you for taking up space in the database needlessly. It used to be my job here, but since I don't have time, nor inclination, it's nice to see you filling my shoes. :)

    I hope you stay out of jail. And if you don't, please read Sharon's novel about his mileage in the slammer.
     
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    I read the whole ****ing thing. Your anger stimulates me like good coffee.

    I would have just loosened the oil plug most of the way. You think a dumb bitch who can't even avoid other cars will heed an oil light? When the motor blows, it will be away from your house. Problem solved.
     
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    So let me get this straight, a "walking Asian driver stereotype" (like myself or my family) and her FBI father parks a trashed vehicle in front of your house.

    And instead of talking to them, waiting a few days to have it ticketed, you move it without their permission and throw away the keys.

    Without regard to her family's employer, an organization designed to investigate and arrest criminals.

    Good to keep it real.

    P.S. Took me about 5 minutes to find this

     
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    They're not all cooperating. :thumbsdown:
     
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    :think: I agree.
     
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    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    The potential for this thread to hit epic status is high. Don't fail me monkeys.
     
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    Maybe he'll understand it this way?
     
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    i tried converting this to binary for BV, but got the following error:

     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I'm aware of what city code says, thank you very much. I looked it up myself. Apparently you missed the part where I said the daughter has been driving the wreck, the part where I already talked to the father, and you also missed the part where I said I find it irrelevant who the father works for. Your specific employer do not excuse you from being a considerate human being and good neighbor.



    And who ever changed the thread title is an ass.:D
     
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    Ain't nothing but an FBI thang baby...
     
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    had to break it up into smaller paragraphs just to read it, now that I have


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    I added the "sandy vag", "whambulance" and "get a blog" tags. I recognized going in to this where teh :monkey: would probably go with it. Just wanted to preempt the obvious tags.
     
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