[Adventurous]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/05/03/wisconsin-gov-scott-walker-is-sending-every-family-an-election-year-check-democrats-call-it-bribery/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4a2da5d6b315&wpisrc=nl_az_most&wpmk=1

As the old saying goes, "If you can't beat em, rig the system so they can never win then enact tax policy that looks an awful lot like bribery to try and sway em!" At least I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

 

[eric strt6]

Ya gotta be some kind of stupid to vote for this kind of stupid...oh wait, never mind they are Republican voters in the deep south

Congressman: Sea levels rising due to falling rocks, dirt along 'white cliffs of Dover, California

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/climate-change-republicans-congress-mo-brooks-rock-12923790.php

 

[Pesqueeb]

Excellent.

 

[Nick]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-hate-marcher-elected-by-republican-party

 

[rockofullr]

Ya gotta be some kind of stupid to vote for this kind of stupid...oh wait, never mind they are Republican voters in the deep south

Congressman: Sea levels rising due to falling rocks, dirt along 'white cliffs of Dover, California

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/climate-change-republicans-congress-mo-brooks-rock-12923790.php

For his part, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) said he was "disturbed' by scientists telling the committee the question of whether climate change is man-made has been settled.

"That's a little disturbing to hear constantly beaten into our heads in a Science Committee meeting, when basically we should all be open to different much stupider points of view," he said.

Fify

 

[SkaredShtles]

Fify

That. That right there. That is some QUALITY retardation.

 

[rockofullr]

That. That right there. That is some QUALITY retardation.

But... but... what if it's all the whales in the ocean constantly pissing in it that is making sea levels rise? Do you know how much piss a whale can piss? I can only assume it's a lot. We should be open to that point of view.

 

[eric strt6]

and Ted Cruz caught lying again....Or how the Republicans all seem to have selective memories

https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/ted-cruz-said-he-never-studied-the-pardon-power-but-in-2015-he-wrote-about-the-pardon-power/

 

[Pesqueeb]

"In other words, Russiagate isn’t just the narrow story of a few corrupt officials. It isn’t even the story of a corrupt president. It’s the story of a corrupt political party, the one currently holding all the levers of power in Washington."

 

[6thElement]

Apparently climate change is caused by body heat, and you're young and naïve if you try to ask if fossil fuel based campaign contributions influence your level of dumb.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-44907284/republican-candidate-to-teen-you-re-young-and-naive

 

[Nick]

Holy fucking shit, if those "Who Is America" shows don't bring down a bunch of political careers I don't know what to think.
If you haven't seen Jason Spencer's episode, watch with headphones or not in the office.
(yes I know he's leaving office, but WTF was he thinking)

 

[jonKranked]

"In other words, Russiagate isn’t just the narrow story of a few corrupt officials. It isn’t even the story of a corrupt president. It’s the story of a corrupt political party, the one currently holding all the levers of power in Washington."

they also need to tell the story of the gullible idiots who put them there

 

[Pesqueeb]

they also need to tell the story of the gullible idiots who put them there

Propaganda is scary because it works.

 

[jonKranked]

Propaganda is scary because it works.

the end result of budget cuts to the education system

 

[johnbryanpeters]

the end result of budget cuts to the education system

The result of core human nature.

 

[DaveW]

the end result of budget cuts to the education system

Can't wait to see how the DeVos school of schooling generation turn out......

 

[Pesqueeb]

To quote @Silver :
You nigras need to stop calling me a racist!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Almost heaven.

 

[slyfink]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/25/opinion/republican-party-trump-know-nothings.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region

 

[rockofullr]

To quote @Silver :
You nigras need to stop calling me a racist!

These are so cringy. I can barely watch them. I almost feel bad for the idiots he tricks..... but then, instead of that, I laugh at them.

 

[mandown]

These are so cringy. I can barely watch them. I almost feel bad for the idiots he tricks..... but then, instead of that, I laugh at them.

I bet that guy signed up to help the African prince launder his krugerrand koin kollection.

 

[Pesqueeb]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Eating one of it's own children.

 

[jonKranked]

the GOP will take white supremacists, and also lovers of bigfoot erotica

https://splinternews.com/bigfoots-dick-is-officially-a-campaign-issue-in-virgini-1827971808

 

[jonKranked]

tl;dr - we're passing bills just to improve our odds at reelection, not because it's like, our jobs or anything

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/08/01/congress-republicans-bills-agenda-753296

 

[Pesqueeb]

Unstoppable force V. immovable object.

 

[mandown]

Unstoppable force V. immovable object.

I’ll be in my atelier, if you need me.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I’ll be in my atelier, if you need me.

Some one picked themselves up a fancy word at the $5 word store.

 

[mandown]

Some one picked themselves up a fancy word at the $5 word store.

It was in the article. I had to look it up.

 

[Pesqueeb]

It was in the article. I had to look it up.

Me too.

I think it was @Westy that said something along the lines of how much the Trump presidency has allowed us to expand our vocabularies, because we need these sorts of words to describe the horror show we are watching unfold. Kakistocracy, emoluments, Dotard, atelier, etc......

 

[mandown]

Me too.

I think it was @Westy that said something along the lines of how much the Trump presidency has allowed us to expand our corn-holes, .....

FTFY

 

[Pesqueeb]

FTFY

Someone built a rep wall.

 

[mandown]

Someone built a rep wall.

Must’ve been the dirty garden girl.
(nsfw googling. Just saying)

 

[mykel]

Must’ve been the dirty garden girl.
(nsfw googling. Just saying)

I don't even wanna know how you know...

We seriously need an "Eye-Bleach" emoticon.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Someone built a rep wall.

covered

 

[DaveW]

covered

Twice even for double plus good times.

 

[mandown]

Sweet.
1. Show up
2. Post butt hole joke
3. Profit

 

[jstuhlman]

Sweet.
1. Show up
2. Post butt hole joke
3. Profit

profit, eh?

 

[mandown]

profit, eh?

The more you make, the less you’re taxed. What could go wrong?

 

[DaveW]

The more you make, the less you’re taxed. What could go wrong?

Well howabout this non tax paying person kinda wrong?

 

[Nick]

nothing to see here ...

https://thinkprogress.org/oregon-legislator-anti-immigrant-white-supremacist-hate-group-2d86b50c4129/