Chemistry schmemistry. She has a good grip and strong thighs.
WTF is the problem?
Chemistry schmemistry. She has a good grip and strong thighs.
WTF is the problem?
She is go-go Jesus and I am not.Chemistry schmemistry. She has a good grip and strong thighs.
WTF is the problem?
Stick a miniature crown of thorns on your dick and command her to receive the body of Christ.She is go-go Jesus and I am not.
Rep.++Stick a miniature crown of thorns on your dick and command her to receive the body of Christ.
Stick a miniature crown of thorns on your dick and command her to receive the body of Christ.
Nah, I did that for 18 years. Mainstream Christianity now just annoys me to the point of wanting to gouge my eyes out.Fake it.
Nice one for sure. I approve.College, I was pretty into this one chick. Soccer team girl, athletic blond, always saw her at our favorite bar and chatted/flirted lots. One evening I think I'm getting somewhere, she's really focused on being near me all night, arms around me and gives a little peck on the cheek. Grabs my hand and hauls me into the girls bathroom with her...I'm thinking sweet, whatever...she proceeds to take a piss in front of me. Pulls me back out into the bar like nothing happened. I'm not sure how to react to that, but over the next few weeks I begin to notice some weird quirks...moved on from that nowhere fling...must have been blinded by the blond and body.
W3rd.Keep 'em coming reflux, makes my ex-girlfriends look like saints.
Please see my sig.The moff_quigley is being thinking that The Reflux might be being the crazy one.
That's sig material right there.She had stinky feet, but we remain good friends.
She ended up just being one of those "one of the guys" kinda' friends. You could fart on her head, and all she'd do is say "Pee-yoo" and then 5 minutes later...That's sig material right there.
I'm sure she'll believe you if you scream His name during sex.She is go-go Jesus and I am not.
That does not bode well for her brother if he shoots up SUVs belonging to white guys. He's going to be bankrupt from the ammo expenses.joined the Cult of Mormon.
Very first thing I thought of.Does this thread title remind anyone else of Indiana Jones, or am I the only one...? All I can think of is that dead little monkey.
Maybe you missed that part AMS.I ended up cheating on the new girl with her.
bump.I am going to pretend this thread never happend, la la la la la
not really a date, but having dinner with a guy and his wife, whom you're banging, falls along this line, yeah? I'm pretty sure he knew at the time too.Hey you can't post in here, you're married.
Unless of course you have a bad date story from your pre-married life.
I had a similar experience in a coffee house years ago. I was sitting at a table with three women that I had been with and I wasn't sure if they knew it. Very awkward.not really a date, but having dinner with a guy and his wife, whom you're banging, falls along this line, yeah? I'm pretty sure he knew at the time too.
ACKWARD.
Wait, you weren't sure if the woman knew you had boned them?I had a similar experience in a coffee house years ago. I was sitting at a table with three women that I had been with and I wasn't sure if they knew it. Very awkward.
Nice try, but you could have done better with a size of genitalia reference.Wait, you weren't sure if the woman knew you had boned them?
Daterape much?
Roofie time?
Satisfaction can be had in converting them from chasing Jesus to chasing penis.She is go-go Jesus and I am not.