Bad dates
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no, cats are delicious.
So then big ones? More muffin for yo eatin?
Ten beers, twenty minutes, and thirty minutes later I'm parking the beef bus in tuna town, if you know what I mean.
those are awkward...trust me
Are you implying there is anything better?
that's why you should date the skinny chicks, they don't eat when you take them out. it's much easier on the wallet. if they do try to order something expensive, mumble under your breath about their ass being fat enough as it is, works every time.
yeah, I know, I lived it and he was a cop.
The last bit of this thread makes me happy I drank tonight.
If you've dated every crazy chick...that means...I have dated every crazy chick in TX. Some twice.oster_oops:
**** this ****
im out
I'm confused... are you a crazy chick?
I want to hear more stories!
Yeah - we've probably done some of the same chicks.
Oh, I misunderstood. I thought you did Spero.Yeah - we've probably done some of the same chicks.
Glad that's all cleared up!
If I was drunk enough, I could have. I did live in San Antonio.
oster_oops:I saw a young(er) girl punch one of my friends in the face tonight. Have no idea who she was or why she did it, but it sure pissed him off.
It was a good way to ruin a fun skatepark ride. A good punch to the face put a rap on the night.
It was a good way to ruin a fun skatepark ride. A good punch to the face put a rap on the night.
Damn...sorry. I have to admit though, the female population has inscreased in size and quality just a small bit in the past few years.I did live in San Antonio.
Maybe she was just some crazy chick who has a twisted way of flirting, like getting your shin kicked by a stupid girl when you were 7.
So did we sleep together or not???
So you guys had a bad date together?So did we sleep together or not???
EEEEWWWWWW
I'm hoping not but, if you had a sex change before 2005, I can recall a couple of instances that were questionable.So did we sleep together or not???
Ye got yerself a purty mouth.So you guys had a bad date together?
EEEEWWWWWW
Que banjos.
I was back in Temple in 2000.If I recall correctly, that's how
maybe more like
Ruin it? Hilarity should have ensued. That should have been the highlight of the night. Are you guys emo or something?
Haha no I'd hope im not emo. I don't wear black stuff, or tight pants. But anyways, the kid that got punched got really pissed off and left. I guess you had to be there.
I dated a crazy ass Filipina girl one time for about 8 months.
I should have known things were wrong when I finally started getting her naked and she went from Catholic good girl to nymph in the span of an afternoon. She, however, wanted to remain a technical virgin, so I was only allowed to PIIHB, and get the occasional Bill Clinton treatment.
This was all great and good until I realized that when I hung out with her that I was the only white guy for miles.
We started having problems after one of her friends got in my face about being white and I beat him into needing a trip to the hospital.
Her brother, the little **** stain, took it upon himself one night to come do a drive by on my truck.
So I had a busted wrist, a cock that smelled like PIIHB, and a truck full of holes. We had the last fling in my truck, I went bloopy in her eye, and that was the end of that.
Strangest eight months of my life.
I should have known things were wrong when I finally started getting her naked and she went from Catholic good girl to nymph in the span of an afternoon. She, however, wanted to remain a technical virgin, so I was only allowed to PIIHB, and get the occasional Bill Clinton treatment.
This was all great and good until I realized that when I hung out with her that I was the only white guy for miles.
We started having problems after one of her friends got in my face about being white and I beat him into needing a trip to the hospital.
Her brother, the little **** stain, took it upon himself one night to come do a drive by on my truck.
So I had a busted wrist, a cock that smelled like PIIHB, and a truck full of holes. We had the last fling in my truck, I went bloopy in her eye, and that was the end of that.
Strangest eight months of my life.
Sounds like a good time to me. I dated a Vietnamese girl once under similar circumstances.
Last night's date was nothing special. In hindsight, I am mildly surprised.
This girl is THE exception to the rule. Please keep in mind I knew nothing of this when we first met. This girl, at age 11, was taken from her mother and put into the foster system. I believe she lived with the same foster parents from 11 to 18. Yes, that sounds right. Anyway, her two sisters and one brother, who were also in the foster system, are f****d up. We're talking drugs, jail, and making multiple babies by myriad different men. This girl? Normal. She hasgraduated high school and college, doesn't do drugs, and hasn't made babies. On top of that, she was adopted by friend's parents at the age of 20. They are now a nice, happy family.
Unfortunately the chemistry wasn't there. Damn.
This girl is THE exception to the rule. Please keep in mind I knew nothing of this when we first met. This girl, at age 11, was taken from her mother and put into the foster system. I believe she lived with the same foster parents from 11 to 18. Yes, that sounds right. Anyway, her two sisters and one brother, who were also in the foster system, are f****d up. We're talking drugs, jail, and making multiple babies by myriad different men. This girl? Normal. She hasgraduated high school and college, doesn't do drugs, and hasn't made babies. On top of that, she was adopted by friend's parents at the age of 20. They are now a nice, happy family.
Unfortunately the chemistry wasn't there. Damn.
How was the rack?
it was all good until someone shot up my suburban. that thing was like my poon palace on wheels, complete with a mattress in the back. it had seen a lot of love in its time, but who shoots another man's car?
She did have a great rack though. And had a dirty, dirty little mouth on her. Then she got married after me, joined the Cult of Mormon.
Yeah, fortunately mine didn't end with a shot up car, she just decided she'd rather date someone who wasn't "so white".
I get myspace emails from her every now and again recounting several of the more obscene things we did, she seems to have a fond memory.
Then again, living in SLC and not having kids and being married to a big MO might be part of the reason she's talking to me again.
Then again, living in SLC and not having kids and being married to a big MO might be part of the reason she's talking to me again.
It is okay. The girl is in very good shape, with what I'd call an athlete's body. Her alpha sport is rock climbing, with volleyball a close second.
So she has a climber/vb player's ass?
And you're concerned about chemistry?
We need to talk.