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Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
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getting Xtreme !
'morning wood' was the name of a furniture store... we used to ride past it while doin urban rides outside of uijongbu in korea... had to pull over and check the first time i saw that one...
 

cadmus

Monkey
May 24, 2006
755
0
PNW
Video store sign said "CHEAP FLICKS" - from a distance the 'L' & 'I' looked like a 'U'. Boy were we disappointed.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Until just recently a local taqueria was called...













wait for it....

















SPEEDO BURRITO
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
7,327
1
Over there somewhere.
A local delivery company here where I am is called Dick Johnson. There is also the Rag Shop and if you look at it the wrong way the R looks life an F.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
Furnitre shop- Big Wood
Second hand store- Hard Off
Hairdresser- But's Hair
Hardware store- Dik
Restaurant- Big Cock
Pachinko (gambling game)- Pis

I wish I was making these up.
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
12,690
290
VT
There was a Japanese place a few miles away from my house called Osama's. They changed their name in 2001 for some reason :brow:

There is another Osama Japanese in Toronto and Fort Worth
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
12,690
290
VT
How about whole towns.

F*cking, Austria, across the border from Tittmoning, Germany

Hucking is nearby in Austria directly east of Tarsdorf





(Bitte - nicht so schnell! = Please - not so fast)
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
7,327
1
Over there somewhere.
I believe that Pennsylvania has some of the worst names.

Intercourse
Blue Balls
Ohno
Effort(Been there, one giant trashy trailer park basically.)
Beaver
Cumru
Kutztown
Lackawaxen
Moosic
Nanty Glo
Zelienople

Then there is this town in NJ.
Hackensack
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
I forgot one:

There is a custom rims store in Nashville Called "Twinkies 20-inch Twankies"
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,976
22,016
Sleazattle
Here in Fort Collins we have "Stoner Construction". Heh.
The local high school where I went to college were called the Potsdam Stoners, from the local stonecutting industry. Buddy of mine picked up a "Stoner" hat from a store and the dumb lady behind the counter queried why so many college kids were buying the high school clothing.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,059
15,147
Portland, OR
Not bad names, but some damn funny URL's for those of us with twisted minds:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
 

SilentJ

trail builder
Jun 17, 2002
1,312
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Calgary AB

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
The other day a dude from our meat supplier came in trying to get me to buy more meat.

His introduction?

"Hi, I'm Dick. Your meat man."
 

druber

Chimp
May 23, 2005
90
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In Cedar Park, TX you can go get your vasectomy by Dr. Dick Chop.

That's his real name and he really does specialize in vasectomies.