[brungeman]

There used to be a monkey bar outside Cincinnati that had a real monkey in it. He'd smoke cigarettes and drink beer. SPCA put an end to that.

we have "midget bar" at Casey's draft house! Sat. and Mon.

Sean the Midget sometimes comes out of a small house (looks like a large doghouse on the end of the bar) dressed in kids Halloween costumes, and pours shots down your throat from some huge bottle! One time he came out dressed as SpongeBob, and I almost pissed myself!

 

[stevew]

actually, Bukowski's.

great beer selection, and they always play excellent music.

Cool.

All i know is they probably should have cast Tom Waits in the role of Henry Chinaski in this movie instead of that turd Matt Dillon.

 

[brungeman]

Cool.

All i know is they probably should have cast Tom Waits in the role of Henry Chinaski in this movie instead of that turd Matt Dillon.

haven't seen it, but it looks kinda like "Barfly" One of my favs!

 

[Jim Mac]

The Elbow Room

in Albany I think

HA! It's spelled (for some reason) the Elbo Room....only in Albany.

 

[Hunter]

I used to frequent a bar called Balducci's. They were sued by some steakhouse with the same name, so they changed it to "Bald Lucy's". Nice shirts with a sexy bald chick holding a beer with the slogan "Best head in town".

Ironically, the owner was arrested for international child porn issues a few years ago.

 

[MMcG]

We've got a Pour House here in Hartford now, and down in New Haven and I think in Springfield Mass they've got the Salty Dog Saloon (but I like the sound of The Thirsty Turtle better). We've also got Up or On the Rocks.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I used to frequent a bar called Balducci's. They were sued by some steakhouse with the same name, so they changed it to "Bald Lucy's". Nice shirts with a sexy bald chick holding a beer with the slogan "Best head in town".

Ironically, the owner was arrested for international child porn issues a few years ago.

Yeah....apparently young Lucy wasn't just bald up top...

 

[Big_Papa1080]

There is a bar in New Haven, CT named "Bar." There used to be one in Hartford named "The No Name Bar." No wonder those two cities suck.

we have a No Names here in germany, it sucks since its right off post and all the guys go there

 

[Carbon Fetish]

The Winchester

 

[MikeD]

This guy at work (San Francisco, naturally) asked if my wife and I would like to accompany him to a post-op transsexual strip bar.

Naturally, we had to straighten out just what that meant--who was performing, who was going to watch, etc...

When we figured out what was what, I decided that they should immediately re-name the bar the "The Malebox." (We have no idea what the actual name is yet...the guy who asked us apparently didn't find the proposed name very funny...)

 

[T-Dog]

My favorite: Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn (south of Fairbanks Alaska)

 

[narlus]

how about the Cockpit? or Manhole?

 

[dhbuilder]

"somewhere in texas"
i don't know if it still exists.
it was down close to the kemah/seabrook area.

made for a great comeback for when the wives called, tracking their men down.
"yes dear, i'm somewhere in texas."

 

[bluebug32]

I used to frequent a bar called Balducci's. They were sued by some steakhouse with the same name, so they changed it to "Bald Lucy's". Nice shirts with a sexy bald chick holding a beer with the slogan "Best head in town".

Ironically, the owner was arrested for international child porn issues a few years ago.

was this in Ithaca?

 

[Biscuit]

The PoopDeck.

somewhere in LA.

 

[H8R]

There's a club in London, Ontario called "Call the Office".

 

[Dartman]

Wet Willie's in Peoria, AZ (NW PHX) home of the wall 'o tequila.

 

[teamkranzelbike]

We got a place back home called the Drunken Monkey. Its claim to fame is what the locals call the rubber floor. Most of the clientel no matter how drunk seem to just bounce back up for one more beer.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Wet Willie's in Peoria, AZ (NW PHX) home of the wall 'o tequila.

My brother-in-law grew up in AZ (Can't remember the town right now...maybe Tempe...*shrug*) and tended at a bar called "The Satisfied Frog". They had a dedicated tequila bar (which he ran)...said he can't remember most of his work nights...gee...can't imagine why.

 

[Red Rabbit]

The Bar

Pretty much assured of what it is.

 

[Ciaran]

I just found a bar this past week in Ironton Ohio, on the ohio river called THE FUZZY DUCK.

Why was I in Ironton Ohio? No reason...

 

[dh girlie]

I just found a bar this past week in Ironton Ohio, on the ohio river called THE FUZZY DUCK.

Why was I in Ironton Ohio? No reason...

Hmm...I would think you would have mentioned a bar called the Dungeon or the Dragon's Lair...

 

[Ciaran]

Hmm...I would think you would have mentioned a bar called the Dungeon or the Dragon's Lair...

Sweetie, that ain't no bar... that's muh bedroom! You wanna drink?

 

[TreeSaw]

We need to name our bar We did notice this evening that there are 12 steps from the basement into the kitchen though

 

[loco-gringo]

I'm embarrassed for all of you that have a "Where it's At" or a "he ain't here" bar. All of the bar names in my town are in Spanish, so I don't know if they are any good.

 

[SkaredShtles]

There's a pub in Laramie, WY called The Library...

 

[stevew]

how about the Cockpit? or Manhole?

Actually, I think there is a bar/lounge somewhat near DIA called the Cockpit if I recall correctly.

 

[Ciaran]

I'm embarrassed for all of you that have a "Where it's At" or a "he ain't here" bar. All of the bar names in my town are in Spanish, so I don't know if they are any good.

Gonna have a cerveza at the "Loco Gringo", eh?

 

[bikenweed]

The Merrimaker, in Los Osos, CA, aka The WiddowMaker and The MarriageBreaker. It's accross the street from the trailer park, a block from the bay.

We've also got The Library in downtown SLO, but that's played out. Frog and Peach is a sweet bar name as well.

 

[bikenweed]

The Last Call in Los Gatos...

Woa, I grew up in Los Gatos, and can't afford to go to any of the bars. Are you from the Yay area? Say hi to me at one of the races this summer, my name's Jeff.

 

[gonefirefightin]

The Office

its a place I used to go in southern oregon back in the day. made it nice when the ol lady asked where I was so late.

 

[scrublover]

Local dive near me: Group Therapy.

And a liquor/smoke shop I saw once somewhere around Salem, OR: Habits.

 

[Mike B.]

we have "midget bar" at Casey's draft house! Sat. and Mon.

Sean the Midget sometimes comes out of a small house (looks like a large doghouse on the end of the bar) dressed in kids Halloween costumes, and pours shots down your throat from some huge bottle! One time he came out dressed as SpongeBob, and I almost pissed myself!

Had to go see the midget last year after a Pirate game. A friend of mine is terrified of midgets and she had no idea he was going to pop out of the little house. Hilarity ensued.

Elmira, NY has a bar called "The Branch Office" but the worst has to be a bar in Corning called "The Glory Hole"

Link for proof: http://www.gloryholepub.com/

 

[Ciaran]

The Ebb Tide in Huntington Beach

 

[profro]

Knoxville, TN - Corn Pone

 

[Kntr]

Glacier Montana- Stoner Inn

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

There is a bar in Key West, Florida called the "Hog's Breath Saloon"
Their slogan on their T-Shirts was "Hog's breath is better than no breath at all."

 

[jeff da grom]

one of my favorite bars is "The Nutty Irishman", the other is the "Crazy Donkey"

 

[brungeman]

Had to go see the midget last year after a Pirate game. A friend of mine is terrified of midgets and she had no idea he was going to pop out of the little house. Hilarity ensued.

Elmira, NY has a bar called "The Branch Office" but the worst has to be a bar in Corning called "The Glory Hole"

Link for proof: http://www.gloryholepub.com/

I had a similar experience with a friend I teach with. She had a bad experience teaching a "little person" at a previous job.

she needed a little "midget therapy"

 

[stevew]

Knoxville, TN - Corn Pone

Is the laundromat/bar still open in knoxville, buds&suds, or something like that?