[johnbryanpeters]

"Hey! Hi! Can I run scripts on your hosts to attack other machines on the internet?!"

Her: "What kind of scripts?"

"Perl, BASH, PHP, whatever gets the job done!"

Her: "No, we don't allow that."

"Okay, can you tell me where to send an attack log from one of your hosts?"

 

[binary visions]

A+. Would read again.

 

[BadDNA]

Priceless.