[jimmydean]

Yup. I think the Rib Eye was $58?
EDIT: they don't post prices on their website.
Always a...sign.

And for all you "regular" folks, the best steakhouse in Portland is and will forever be the Acropolis. I don't trust the salad bar at a strip club, but the steaks are amazing and I think the 12oz ribeye was $8. The owner of the club also owns a ranch that supplies the club and other restaurants in town.

The chicks are often pretty hot, too. It is semi-divey, but the steaks are amazing. You could get a lap dance and tips heavy for an hour for that $60.

 

[jonKranked]

best burger i ever had was at this roadside stand on maui, it was run by a rancher, burgers were fresh slaughtered from his own cattle.

in retrospect, i don't think it was bear fed beef. i didn't see a single bear on the island.

 

[Nick]

best burger i ever had was at this roadside stand on maui, it was run by a rancher, burgers were fresh slaughtered from his own cattle.

in retrospect, i don't think it was bear fed beef. i didn't see a single bear on the island.

 

[6thElement]

What about bear carjacking?

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/13/bear-targets-cars-steamboat/

 

[syadasti]

What about bear carjacking?

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/10/13/bear-targets-cars-steamboat/

Gee, I wonder why CPW gives this advice for mitigation:

Colorado Parks and Wildlife is aware of the issue.

“Everyone needs to remember to lock their vehicles and the main level doors and windows,” said Christy Bubenheim with Parks and Wildlife.

 

[kidwoo]

You can't stop them. They're coming. Locked doors or not. They're like the Persians coming for Leonidas! Resistance is futile!

 

[Pesqueeb]

You can't stop them. They're coming. Locked doors or not. They're like the Persians coming for Leonidas! Resistance is futile!

Bear must not have gotten the memo from CO Parks and Wildlife.

 

[6thElement]

Bear must not have gotten the memo from CO Parks and Wildlife.

It was just looking for some beer.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[syadasti]

https://qz.com/1101967/yellowstone-supervolcano-science-doesnt-support-an-imminent-caldera-eruption/

 

[stevew]

You can't stop them. They're coming. Locked doors or not. They're like the Persians coming for Leonidas! Resistance is futile!

lazy human left window cracked?

 

[syadasti]

Bear must not have gotten the memo from CO Parks and Wildlife.

As stevew noted, a cracked open window isn't a closed window. Helps to read the memo.

 

[syadasti]

A friend mentioned they have been documented cracking windows with rocks when they're really bored at least two times in captivity. The polar bear was more effective than the grizzly doing it in one shot (but there's much more load on underwater glass and the grizzly bear had more obvious intention):

https://www.thedodo.com/polar-bear-breaks-glass-enclosure-1360212574.html

 

[kidwoo]

I've seen one literally rip the door off a minivan. A closed door. A locked door. I've also seen them get their claws on the edge of a rolled up window and pull it out. But that may be the well documented placebo effect talkin.

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

Bears are good christians

 

[Westy]

Don't keep your guitar case unlocked in bear country

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

 

[stevew]

I've seen one literally rip the door off a minivan. A closed door. A locked door. I've also seen them get their claws on the edge of a rolled up window and pull it out. But that may be the well documented placebo effect talkin.

i believe a bear will get into whatever the fvck it wants to get into.

locked door/unlocked door/window closed/window cracked/window locked/poorly constructed drive thru window....

 

[Pesqueeb]

i believe a bear will get into whatever the fvck it wants to get into.

locked door/unlocked door/window closed/window cracked/window locked/poorly constructed drive thru window....

Your opinion doesn't count though unless you've owned a canary.


*Edit:. Heh.... Post 666.

 

[kidwoo]

Thank you westy. I wasn't sure who it was going to be but I knew it was inevitable

 

[JohnE]

 

[JohnE]

 

[Westy]

Bears will steal your car stereos.

 

[Westy]

 

[Westy]

A single thread should not contain all the bear gifs

 

[Nick]

Bears are awesome.

 

[StiHacka]

I am out of here.

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[Toshi]

I am out of here.

Small wheels, 20" stem height, short reach number. That bike is so passé.

 

[DaveW]

Bears are awesome.

So you don't find them unbearable then?

 

[kidwoo]

So you don't find them unbearable then?

BOOOOO!

Less twat, moar waffle!

 

[DaveW]

BOOOOO!

Less twat, moar waffle!