And for all you "regular" folks, the best steakhouse in Portland is and will forever be the Acropolis. I don't trust the salad bar at a strip club, but the steaks are amazing and I think the 12oz ribeye was $8. The owner of the club also owns a ranch that supplies the club and other restaurants in town. The chicks are often pretty hot, too. It is semi-divey, but the steaks are amazing. You could get a lap dance and tips heavy for an hour for that $60.