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Can we have a "No bear gifs, no reply" thread?

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by Pesqueeb, Oct 7, 2014.

  1. jimmydean

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    And for all you "regular" folks, the best steakhouse in Portland is and will forever be the Acropolis. I don't trust the salad bar at a strip club, but the steaks are amazing and I think the 12oz ribeye was $8. The owner of the club also owns a ranch that supplies the club and other restaurants in town.

    The chicks are often pretty hot, too. It is semi-divey, but the steaks are amazing. You could get a lap dance and tips heavy for an hour for that $60. :rofl:
     

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  2. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    best burger i ever had was at this roadside stand on maui, it was run by a rancher, burgers were fresh slaughtered from his own cattle.

    in retrospect, i don't think it was bear fed beef. i didn't see a single bear on the island.
     
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    syadasti i heart mac

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    Gee, I wonder why CPW gives this advice for mitigation:

     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    You can't stop them. They're coming. Locked doors or not. They're like the Persians coming for Leonidas! Resistance is futile!


     
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    Bear must not have gotten the memo from CO Parks and Wildlife.
     
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    6thElement Turbo Monkey

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    It was just looking for some beer.
     
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  9. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    syadasti i heart mac

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    stevew unique white person

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    lazy human left window cracked?
     
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    syadasti i heart mac

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    As stevew noted, a cracked open window isn't a closed window. Helps to read the memo.
     
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    syadasti i heart mac

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    A friend mentioned they have been documented cracking windows with rocks when they're really bored at least two times in captivity. The polar bear was more effective than the grizzly doing it in one shot (but there's much more load on underwater glass and the grizzly bear had more obvious intention):

    https://www.thedodo.com/polar-bear-breaks-glass-enclosure-1360212574.html
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    I've seen one literally rip the door off a minivan. A closed door. A locked door. I've also seen them get their claws on the edge of a rolled up window and pull it out. But that may be the well documented placebo effect talkin.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Bears are good christians


     
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    Westy the teste

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    Don't keep your guitar case unlocked in bear country

     
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    i believe a bear will get into whatever the fvck it wants to get into.

    locked door/unlocked door/window closed/window cracked/window locked/poorly constructed drive thru window....
     
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    Your opinion doesn't count though unless you've owned a canary.


    *Edit:. Heh.... Post 666.
     
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    Thank you westy. I wasn't sure who it was going to be but I knew it was inevitable :D
     
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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Westy the teste

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    A single thread should not contain all the bear gifs





     
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    Bears are awesome.
     
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    jstuhlman We noticed.

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    Small wheels, 20" stem height, short reach number. That bike is so passé.
     
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    So you don't find them unbearable then?
     
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    BOOOOO!

    Less twat, moar waffle!
     
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