And there is no video of this?
Darwin of the Day
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read the article....blame the fish company/insurance company.
He was OK, but he hasn't posted anything in two days. Hmmmm
Squirrel!
Drunken squirrel trashes British bar, causes hundreds of dollars in damage
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/weird-news/drunk-squirrel-trashes-british-bar-causes-hundreds/nm3X3/
Drunken squirrel trashes British bar, causes hundreds of dollars in damage
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/weird-news/drunk-squirrel-trashes-british-bar-causes-hundreds/nm3X3/
Is he from Colorado?
http://news.yahoo.com/diver-killed-shark-australia-reports-035541037.html#
tho not a Darwin nominee, my interest was in the first couple of sentences. I never knew one had to "go hunting" for scallops. are they dangerous? what type of weapon does one hunt a scallop with? a pointy stick perhaps?
tho not a Darwin nominee, my interest was in the first couple of sentences. I never knew one had to "go hunting" for scallops. are they dangerous? what type of weapon does one hunt a scallop with? a pointy stick perhaps?
now that's f'ing twisted!!!
A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day.
One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day.
One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Florida Man Faces Charges After Being Bitten Attempting to Kiss Venomous Snake
Yes, I know the elephant story is not real.
Yes, I know the elephant story is not real.
Sheriff: French pair who died in US desert likely saved son
The family had two 20-ounce water bottles when they set out on the hike along the White Sands National Monument's Alkali Flat trail at about 1 p.m., House said. The trail is known for crystalline-white sand dunes and ends at the edge of the Alkali Flat, an ancient dry lake bed.
The boy told deputies that his mother began feeling ill and complained of an injured knee about a mile and a half into the hike.
"So she made the decision that you guys go ahead and go on, I'm going to go back to the vehicle," House said. "She made it about a hundred yards before she went down.
He said the father and son were unaware that she was in trouble and continued on the trail, making it about 2,000 feet before the father collapsed.
The family had two 20-ounce water bottles when they set out on the hike along the White Sands National Monument's Alkali Flat trail at about 1 p.m., House said. The trail is known for crystalline-white sand dunes and ends at the edge of the Alkali Flat, an ancient dry lake bed.
The boy told deputies that his mother began feeling ill and complained of an injured knee about a mile and a half into the hike.
"So she made the decision that you guys go ahead and go on, I'm going to go back to the vehicle," House said. "She made it about a hundred yards before she went down.
He said the father and son were unaware that she was in trouble and continued on the trail, making it about 2,000 feet before the father collapsed.
^^so sad. remember, "Gotta hydrate, bro." -Johnny Drama
They ran out of water but they only went one and half miles. Average time for the 4.6 mile loop is two to three hours due to the sand but still...
There's not enough information in the article to really determine what happened. Not clear that it relates to water consumption at all.
I really hope Mr Trump does something about those fucking Magnets. Maybe they can build a wall out of them....
I'm sure he'll make the magnets pay for the construction of a wall.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Armored-tank-crushes-man-on-Jelly-Belly-s-CEO-6463199.php
Authorities say a man was accidentally crushed to death with a World War II-era tank on Jelly Belly chairman Herman Rowland's property in Fairfield.
Authorities said Brasher was driving the military tank through an open field on the property on Abernathy Road. Wright was a passenger and was sitting on the front edge of the tank. As the tank traveled down a dirt hill, Wright fell off and landed directly in front of the tank.
Authorities say a man was accidentally crushed to death with a World War II-era tank on Jelly Belly chairman Herman Rowland's property in Fairfield.
Authorities said Brasher was driving the military tank through an open field on the property on Abernathy Road. Wright was a passenger and was sitting on the front edge of the tank. As the tank traveled down a dirt hill, Wright fell off and landed directly in front of the tank.
You want jelly with that?
so many bad jokes in this. this part of the herd needed culling
Toby Sheldon -- who became famous for spending more than $100k to look like Justin Bieber -- has been found dead ... TMZ has learned.
We're told Toby's body was found in a Motel 6 in the San Fernando Valley on August 21. He has been reported missing since August 18.
Law enforcement tells TMZ, police found drugs in the room but it's unclear how he died.
When Toby went missing, the LAPD said the disappearance may have been triggered by a breakup with his boyfriend.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/26/justin-bieber-lookalike-found-dead-suicide-tobias-sheldon/
Toby Sheldon -- who became famous for spending more than $100k to look like Justin Bieber -- has been found dead ... TMZ has learned.
We're told Toby's body was found in a Motel 6 in the San Fernando Valley on August 21. He has been reported missing since August 18.
Law enforcement tells TMZ, police found drugs in the room but it's unclear how he died.
When Toby went missing, the LAPD said the disappearance may have been triggered by a breakup with his boyfriend.
http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/26/justin-bieber-lookalike-found-dead-suicide-tobias-sheldon/
A 19-year-old Houston man, a day ahead of starting community college, accidentally killed himself Tuesday while taking selfies with a gun, police said.
The gun blast hit Deleon Alonso Smith in the throat,
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/us/man-selfie-shooting/index.html
The gun blast hit Deleon Alonso Smith in the throat,
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/us/man-selfie-shooting/index.html
DAMN!!! you beat me to it!!! big shout out to stupidity, thank you for taking out the trash!
#blackselfiesmatter
also, the police will probably be blamed somehow.
c.) this can be taken up in PAWN
also, the police will probably be blamed somehow.
c.) this can be taken up in PAWN
FULLERTON, Calif. (AP) — Orange County authorities say a man has died after he climbed onto an electrical transformer and caught fire.
The county coroner says the man died shortly before 6 a.m. Sunday at a hospital.
Authorities say the 42-year-old man climbed onto a transformer at a Southern California electrical substation in Fullerton on Saturday afternoon.
Police alerted to an explosion found the man suffering severe burns. His name hasn't been released.
The incident left more than 600 people without power for about 90 minutes.
perhaps he thought his name was Johnny Storm?
The county coroner says the man died shortly before 6 a.m. Sunday at a hospital.
Authorities say the 42-year-old man climbed onto a transformer at a Southern California electrical substation in Fullerton on Saturday afternoon.
Police alerted to an explosion found the man suffering severe burns. His name hasn't been released.
The incident left more than 600 people without power for about 90 minutes.
perhaps he thought his name was Johnny Storm?
A banker and a realestate agent?
I'm supposed to still feel sorry for them yeah?
Ok I'll..... I'll try.
So this wasn't even his idea ?
Karma is a bitch
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/11-foot-gator-kills-burglary-suspect-582372932001
11-Foot Gator Kills Burglary Suspect
TUE, DEC 08
Florida police say an 11-foot alligator killed and ate a man who may have been trying to hide from cops as the officers investigated reports of suspicious activity in a community targeted by burglars.
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/11-foot-gator-kills-burglary-suspect-582372932001
11-Foot Gator Kills Burglary Suspect
TUE, DEC 08
Florida police say an 11-foot alligator killed and ate a man who may have been trying to hide from cops as the officers investigated reports of suspicious activity in a community targeted by burglars.
Damn good news that piece.