Everyone needs their own sitcom audience to follow them around.i pay them to follow me around evey time i enter a room they cheer an hoot . i then pause and smile, then continue with what i was going to say . and when i kiss my wife they go " WOOOOOOOO"
Biggest thread all day Sunday - someone was watching...There's an audience?
No...I'm not what you call.....creepy.Are you gonna grow some and take a picture tonight?
Rrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt......No...I'm not what you call.....creepy.
Didn't you see the picture of him in the helicopter? Doesn't matter what his delivery is like - he's gonna come out being the creepy old man.Who said you have to be creepy about it........ Just ask nicely.......
Say it like this
Excuse me Miss, but you you mind if i snapped your picture..... If she asks why.... Say you always get a snap of a a pretty waitress at bars and lounges you attend..... Chicks dig that kind of attention.......
....that skis better than you.he's gonna come out being the creepy old man.
Pass the bong?that was...disappointing. all of that mouth breathing going on about macho ski biz, and no titaayyyss at the end. what the duck (beaver?). oh wait...i'm on the internet. i can just - *click* - ooooohhh...uh, i just remembered i left my roomba running. gotta go.
(here is the reward for those who stuck around for just the hot babes SFW)
Adolescent dick-waving? Impressive... most impressive.......that skis better than you.
I've always sucked at breakdancing.You know you two could always solve this arguement by holding a breakdancing contest.
Maybe it should be dance dance revolution.I've always sucked guys that are good at breakdancing.
Isn't that MMike's brother?Maybe it should be dance dance revolution.
You saying MMike wears a onesie to bed?Maybe it should be dance dance revolution.
Google "Glee GQ" pics and you may re-consider. A sample for MMike's cubby:But I don't like Glee. That's just ghey.
Yeah, what the **** that was uncalled for. I got whore in my eyes.i should neg rep snooki
Why all the hate? Everyone's done a Snookie at some point in his life. Those that bitch the loudest probably did her twice.Yeah, what the **** that was uncalled for. I got whore in my eyes.
Well yeah.... gotta flip her over every once and awhile and hit the other side too right?Why all the hate? Everyone's done a Snookie at some point in his life. Those that bitch the loudest probably did her twice.