It's those same idiots that make it hard not to pack a sawed off 12 gauge under my coat sometimes.Well of course. However it's those same jackasses that keep things from being boring.
Word.but as a society in general we are a bunch of ****wits and deserve horrible things.
Would you rather get pissed off occasionally, or experiencing mind numbing, endless boredom?It's those same idiots that make it hard not to pack a sawed off 12 gauge under my coat sometimes.
Word.
Eventually the stench of billions of rotting corpses would become overwhelming.Have you ever had one of those days when you wish 99% of the world population would spontaneously cease living? Discuss.
Render them down for bio fuel. Energy crisis would be taken care of.Eventually the stench of billions of rotting corpses would become overwhelming.
Ya gotta plan these things out a little better. Take the time to figure the lime to pound of flesh ratio.
Cool, then we could say things like:Render them down for bio fuel. Energy crisis would be taken care of.
Oh yeah, my halo burns so brightly that I tend to forget about the distended rectums of this world.*harp strum* rewind to the guy who beat his cat with a pillow
Agreed. But man some people make it really hard to laugh it off. Like the idiot I watched run a stop sign, therefor pushing a little old lady head on into a telephone pole. He got out of his car, and instead of going straight to the other car, walks around the front of his car a stands there going, "Oh Man, not my jeep!" I wanted to smack him with said telephone pole.Would you rather get pissed off occasionally, or experiencing mind numbing, endless boredom?
Good point. Note to self, Angrymetalsmith is in the 5% that should survive.Eventually the stench of billions of rotting corpses would become overwhelming.
Ya gotta plan these things out a little better. Take the time to figure the lime to pound of flesh ratio.
There is no hate for my favorite inked monkey.Don't worry, i still love you. even if you hate me
Hmm.Nope. I love everyone and do my best to make them feel good about themselves.
I thought you would.I like that "most" part
Only if the world were that perfect.Cool, then we could say things like:
Tonight the fires will burn bright with the fat of the unworthy.
Our cars could be refered to as MMW, Moron Motor Works.Oh my hell, if we render them down into bio fuel we could all get bumper stickers that say:
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It's a beautiful concept. Now how exactly do we get everyone to die??Our cars could be refered to as MMW, Moron Motor Works.
"......so they can die."We could change the inscription on the Statue of Liberty to read," Give us your obese, lazy, and inconsiderate..."
Well that would certainly free up a lot of handicapped parking spaces for those who truly deserve them."......so they can die."
I think I've spread too much rep tonight. Won't let me give anymore! Too funny. Too funny.Well that would certainly free up a lot of handicapped parking spaces for those who truly deserve them.
Scared to go to google. So scared.Like Tawny Babe from Gimps Gone Wild???
Google it... nap:
There are guys too - I'm not sure if they're fully functional or not.Scared to go to google. So scared.
Questionably functional gimp junk is not something one should see before bed. Nightmares would be eminent.There are guys too - I'm not sure if they're fully functional or not.
Occasionally. More frequently, we have a customer in the bike shop who I want to smack upside the head with a telephone pole. That happens quite a bit.Have you ever had one of those days when you wish 99% of the world population would spontaneously cease living? Discuss.
('cept most of the monkeys of course)
It's a beautiful concept. Now how exactly do we get everyone to die??
I had no idea we had a sister store in Central NY.lots of bike shop stuff...[/i]
Nice oneA friend of mine is dating their daughter. I was skiing, and ran into the two of them. We rode up the lift once together, and the first thing she said to me was "You work at Swan's, right? I'm really sorry my dad is such a tool." She instantly earned quite a bit of respect in my book.
That'll kill a whole lot of people, but isn't so controlable. Wasn't the idea to weed out the unworthy?Develop a strain of airborn ebola.
There are too many to possibly list. It's amazing how many whackjobs you meet working retail. This is probably my favorite:I had no idea we had a sister store in Central NY.
My stories at the shop are just too many and too weird to try to type them all. Perhaps I'll write a book someday. I really should have a show for people to watch some of these guys. I'd tell most of the stories here, but people really won't believe it. Really...they are just too weird.
As far as hate for people, I have like 15 people that redeem the world for me on a regular basis. One is my wife, so I see her daily. I also have a couple of friends that must frequent the shop to keep me from killing other people.
yesterday was a clueless ****festival of wanting to dish out some hateful pain upon others.Have you ever had one of those days when you wish 99% of the world population would spontaneously cease living? Discuss.
('cept most of the monkeys of course)
being a forward thinking lad I own the domain: meatdiesel.comOh my hell, if we render them down into bio fuel we could all get bumper stickers that say:
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