i'm bored, so i thought i'd share some of my fave moments from The Simpsons: Abe: On the way (to the hippies' hangout) we can have a deep father-son talk! Homer: (with smile on face) Great! I'll just go shoot myself for bringing this up! in the Navy episode: Captain: I'm a man of few words..... any questions? Homer: Is the poop deck really what i think it is? Captain: I like the cut of your jib. Homer: What's a jib? Captain (to other officer): Give that man a promotion. eh there's soooo many!