[gravity]

i'm bored, so i thought i'd share some of my fave moments from The Simpsons:

Abe: On the way (to the hippies' hangout) we can have a deep father-son talk!
Homer: (with smile on face) Great! I'll just go shoot myself for bringing this up!

in the Navy episode:
Captain: I'm a man of few words..... any questions?
Homer: Is the poop deck really what i think it is?
Captain: I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Captain (to other officer): Give that man a promotion.

eh there's soooo many!

 

[Brian HCM#1]

One of my all time favorites is when there a piece of pie on the ground and Homer says........MMmmmmm floor pie.

Thats all

 

[DaveW]

My fav is when Mr Burns is in his office with the winged monkeys
"fly my prettys fly"
Then the monkeys jump out the window and you
hear the monkey shrieks fade into the distance followed by some thuds.
and burns turns to smithers and says "more work needed smithers".
cracks me up every time
's heh heh

 

[edoz]

I like the one where Mulder and Scully hook him up to the lie detector and when she explains the test and asks him if he understands he says yes. Then the lie detector explodes!

 

[Instigator]

Originally posted by edoz
I like the one where Mulder and Scully hook him up to the lie detector and when she explains the test and asks him if he understands he says yes. Then the lie detector explodes!

That was one of my all time favs also!!!

 

[BrokenChain]

Homer: "This donut has perple filling...Purple is a fruit."

 

[I Are Baboon]

Harrison: Hello. I'm George Harrison.
Homer: Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie!?

 

[NJPhil]

In the sugar episode:

Mrs. Hoover: 45 seconds until pencils down.

Ralph: Lisa, what's the answer to #7?

Lisa: Sorry Ralph, that woul defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.

Ralph: My cat's name is mittens.

 

[Heidi]

I like all Simpson quotes.

 

[BikeGeek]

I was a little surprised by the soccer mummy movie trailer in the last episode. The mummy is working its way down the field, juking opponents left and right, when it sees a busty woman in a tank top jumping and cheering. Another player says "oh no! Professor said to not let the mummy get a boner!" Then you hear cloth ripping as the mummy and other players look down.

I don't watch the Simpson's as much as some of you, but I don't remember anything that blatantly sexual in previous episodes. I guess what someone said before is true, the show is growing with its audience.

 

[Mike B.]

if you want to read a couple of good books, pick up "The Gospel According to the Simpsons" and "The Simpsons and Philosophy"

Both are available through Amazon. Interesting reads and provide a lot of insight in to the show.

 

[quiksilver]

hmm here are a few
first with professor frink! EIN GLAVEN!

"You've got to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and the shoving!"

Groundskeeper willie

"Get your haggis, right here! Chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya!"




Skinner: Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?
Willie: No. But the PTA would tear ya a new arse.
Skinner: Wise counsel, William. But the potty talk adds nothing.
Willie: Aye, sir. You bath-taking, underpants-wearing lily-hugger.

Ill have more later

 

[Toshi]

I like "Ah, Peter Graves couldn't find ugly at a Radcliffe mixer" for the local reference.

 

[steve]

That had a classic on last night. The town is stuck in a snow storm and the school is snowed in. All the kids are tired of Principal Skinner's orders so they tie him up and put him in a dodge ball bag in the gym.

In the end, Nibbles The Hamster comes to the rescue and saves the school. Skinner is still tied up in the bag and he says to Nibbles, "Nibbles, chew through my ball-sack!" in order to get him free.

Oh man, brings a tear to my eye everytime!

 

[Munster]

How about:

"A woman is a lot like a refridgerator. They're 6' tall, 300 pounds.
No wait, a woman is a lot like a beer: they look good, they smell good. You'd step over you're own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you've got to drink another woman!"

or:

"I was saying: pssst, I love you."

or:

"Anything to get me away from all that nagging and noise...of...a family of love...lalalala."

Ok, pretty much anything Homer says.

 

[quiksilver]

"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children." -Mr. Burns

"dont you hate pants" -Homer

"I've always been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body." -Homer

 

[Rocket]

Originally posted by Munster
How about:

"A woman is a lot like a refridgerator. They're 6' tall, 300 pounds.
No wait, a woman is a lot like a beer: they look good, they smell good. You'd step over you're own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you've got to drink another woman!"

or:

"I was saying: pssst, I love you."

or:

"Anything to get me away from all that nagging and noise...of...a family of love...lalalala."

Ok, pretty much anything Homer says.

I love after the above 1st quote when they show homer totally trashed saying "So I says yeah, you want the money why don't you come over here and get you balongny cause I don't have it... you make me wanna retch.

 

[steelewheels]

In America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women... (homers sugar king episode)

worst movie ever... (comic book man)

wigham: i know what im gettin, some donuts... ahh help me out of the both boys. BANG!

when i was 17, i drank some very good beer, I drank some very good i purchased with a fake id, my name was bryan magee, i stayed up listning to queen, when i was 17...... (homers beer song)

there was a little spanish flea, a record star he thought he be, he heard of singer like beatles and chipmunk he had seen on tv, why not a little spanish flea!(during the riot at the spinal tap concert!)

HOMER is my god....

 

[-BB-]

Originally posted by Brian HCM#1
One of my all time favorites is when there a piece of pie on the ground and Homer says........MMmmmmm floor pie.

Thats all

Or what about "Pie-pants"?

or
This rocket is going to go so high, we'll be able to Punch God!!


or
MMMmmmmm 64 slices of American Cheese!!!
I think I'm blind.

or
It says I Choo-choo-choose you, and there is a picture of a train on it.

or
Here I have 1,000 monkeys on 1,000 typewriters making the next great american novel. "It was the best of times... it was te Blorst of times....." Blorst of times!!! YOU IDIOT!!!









That's it for now... I gotta get SOME work done today (

 

[-BB-]

How bout this?

 

[steve]

Homer on Burn's boat over the international date line:

"They will never know the joys of a monkey knife fight."

Ralph in the Lord of the Flys Episode:

"I ated the purple berries." "They taste like...burning!"


Oh man, I could go on all day.

 

[Dirt rider]

Willie "Lunch lady Doris, Do ya 'ave any grease?"

Lunch lady Doris "Yes, yes we do"

Willie " Den grease me upe woman!"

Lunch lady Doris "Okie dokie"
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Lunch lady Doris "more testicals mean more iron"

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mmmmm... unexplaned bacon

mmmmmm... pistol wip

mmmmm... forbiden dohnut

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phone call for....

semore butts

hue gass

Al choalic

Aneda bath

jeque strap

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Red hot chile peppers. "you said this palce could hold 30'000 people"

Moe "it can, we had 30,000 people here last night. now comon the crowd is getting restless"

Barney " we want chilly willy, we want chilly willy..."

Bart '' you guys want to do a come back special?''

Red hot chile peppers " sure, just get us outta here"

Bart " hey moe look over there"

Moe "What??, what am I lookin at?, is it that?"

Homer '' hey moe can I look too?''

Moe "sure, but it will cost ya"

Homer "my wallet is in the car"

moe "sucker, Now back to the wall"

 

[Clark Kent]

I sleep in a drawer.

 

[Joe Pozer]

In "BART GETS AN F" what is the name of Mrs. Krabappel's test grading pen?

a) Old Red
b) The Flunkenstein
c) Stylus Failum
d) Big Daddy Felt-tip


answer below


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Answer: A

 

[Toshi]

Originally posted by steelewheels
worst movie ever... (comic book man)

Or "worst episode ever" a season or two later, when comic book guy has a heart episode/attack...

 

[Lucee]

Omigod, Omigod! I'm hyperventilating over here! I :love: the Simpsons.
How about:
She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks, or
My cat's breath smells like cat food, or, my fav,
I said haha!!
One scene that really sticks out in mind is the elephant episode where the game keeper is talking about how animals are like people, sometimes when they get treated bad, they act out, or other times they're just jerks. Cuts to Homer head butting the keeper, please stop that Mr. Simpson.
Love it!!!!
Gimme more!!

 

[The Toninator]

Bart " i wish i had an elephant"
lisa " You did have an elephant. You called him stampy and you loved him"

" Senior Xtopakettel " big Inca head mr burns bought homer.

 

[-BB-]

Originally posted by Lucee
Omigod, Omigod! I'm hyperventilating over here! I :love: the Simpsons.
How about:
She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks, or
My cat's breath smells like cat food, or, my fav,
I said haha!!
One scene that really sticks out in mind is the elephant episode where the game keeper is talking about how animals are like people, sometimes when they get treated bad, they act out, or other times they're just jerks. Cuts to Homer head butting the keeper, please stop that Mr. Simpson.
Love it!!!!
Gimme more!!

I knew there was a reason I liked you Lucee!!

 

[Lucee]

Originally posted by -BB-


I knew there was a reason I liked you Lucee!!

I'm glad you figured out the why. Now, you got another quote, or what??

 

[steve]

Kent Brockman:

"Thanks to Homer Simpson, we'll ALL be taking golden showers!"



Homer Simpson:

"They have the internet on computers now?"

 

[Dirt rider]

homer "OK!, eveyone in the pool!"

Aumish man " she be a fine barn but tis no pool english"

Homer "Doh'ith"






well sofa, its time to put ya back where I found ya. on the curb in front of Flanders house.

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Ha Ha, your going to be Lisa Flanders

Your going to be Bart Flanders

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Grandpa "the snow has melted where free!"

Jasper "I don't like the look of those teenagers"


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Bart "quick Millhouse, whats 7 in roman numrals?''

Millhouse "I'll tell you Bart, but you should really end each transmisson with the word over, Uhh OVER"

Shelbyville Millhouse "The only thing over is that transmisson"

Millhouse "is this the untimely end of millhouse?"

Shellbyville Millhouse "but Millhouse is my name"

Millhouse "I thought I was the only one"

Shellbyville Millhouse " A pain I know all to well"

Millhouse "so this is what it feels like when doves cry"

Bart "millhouse??. Think Bart where have you seen roman numrals. Rocky "V"! that was the fifth one, so rocky 5 plus rocky 2 equals rocky 7 Adrens revenge!
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Bart "keep quiet, we've come too far t be found out"

Homer "Found em. You kids are in deep trouble"

Bart "but they took our lemon tree"

Homer " I don't care what excuse you have, nothings going to stop me in the middle of this speech, LEMON TREE?"

 

[Lucee]

Homer: Hand me my ranch hose.

 

[steve]

Homer:

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.


What's going on in here, and I want the non-gay answer!

 

[=[Stinky]=]

ralph-
TASTES LIKE BURNING!

Homer
POP-UP book of the Human Anatomy.

 

[Yuornamehere..]

haha, my favorite would be his beer song. ever heard it?

 

[Brian Peterson]

For some odd reason I have always liked...

Homer: But Marge, the floor's sticky....

and the classic Mr. Burns: Smithers, unleash the hounds...

Brian

 

[R.T.]

Ralph: " I bent my Wookie"

ALSO...

Homer: Almost forgot, while I was at the courthouse, I had them change your name.
Marge: To what?!
Homer: Chesty Larue.
Marge: Chesty Larue?!
Homer: Just try it for two weeks. If you’re not completely satisfied, you can be Busty St. Claire.
Marge: I don’t want to be Chesty Larue or Busty St. Claire.
Homer: Fine, Hootie McBoob it is.
Marge: Good night, Homer.
Homer: Sleep tight, Hootie.
Marge: Let go of those!
Homer: He he!

 

[thatoneguy]

when Marge is in the Demolition Derby and the Bronco keeps smashing into her, and Homer says, "Stop Banging My Wife"

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Homer: " I smell like Panda Love"

There are too many, I can't remember...

 

[NJPhil]

Mmmmm Soylent Green

or

Mmmmm Free Goo

 

[Dog Welder]

Mmmmm....Forbidden donut.