bump...
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/27/television.simpsons.reut/index.html
Simpson's article.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/27/television.simpsons.reut/index.html
Simpson's article.
Homer: I know we don't call as often as we should and we aren't as well behaved as our goodie two-shoes brother Canada. Who by the way has never had a girlfriend. I'm just saying.
There are so many, but my favorites are the ones that slide under FCC's radar.
Principal Skinner to his pet squirrel, Knibbles, while he was stuck in a burlap ball bag:
Skinner: "Knibbles, come over here and knibble on my ball sack."
I also like the fact that they aren't afraid to make fun of people.
"I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's."
The OJ jokes are pretty good, too. The "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episode:
"You would have to ignore Simpson DNA, and that would just be stupid."
Principal Skinner to his pet squirrel, Knibbles, while he was stuck in a burlap ball bag:
Skinner: "Knibbles, come over here and knibble on my ball sack."
I also like the fact that they aren't afraid to make fun of people.
"I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's."
The OJ jokes are pretty good, too. The "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episode:
"You would have to ignore Simpson DNA, and that would just be stupid."
You come over, we play Uno, I chase you with hose, no biggie.
Time to get the cobwebs off this thread:
From the episode in which Mr. Burns stole a Trillion dollar bill which was supposed to help Europe rebuild after WWII
Todd: Daddy, what do taxes pay for?
Ned: Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And lets not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!
Kent Brockman: Tardy tax payers are scrambling to mail their returns by midnight! Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
Otto: Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Castro: Comrads, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!
All: [sighs]
Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.
Man: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
Man 2: [whispers in Castro's ear]
Castro: It's full of WHAT?!
From the episode in which Mr. Burns stole a Trillion dollar bill which was supposed to help Europe rebuild after WWII
Todd: Daddy, what do taxes pay for?
Ned: Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And lets not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!
Kent Brockman: Tardy tax payers are scrambling to mail their returns by midnight! Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
Otto: Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Castro: Comrads, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!
All: [sighs]
Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.
Man: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
Man 2: [whispers in Castro's ear]
Castro: It's full of WHAT?!
See my sig:
Anything is possible now that Commander Cuckoo Bananas is in charge.
Anything is possible now that Commander Cuckoo Bananas is in charge.
I didn't read the whole thing either. One of my favorite ones is the bear baren one.
My favorite quote is:
At the funeral for (the guy who went crazy;who couldn't stand homer, who ended up electricuting himself at the powerplant), the reverend was talking.
Homer had fallen half asleep and said "Marge, change the channel".
Then everyone one laughed and it ended.
Thats probably my favorite quote.
My favorite quote is:
At the funeral for (the guy who went crazy;who couldn't stand homer, who ended up electricuting himself at the powerplant), the reverend was talking.
Homer had fallen half asleep and said "Marge, change the channel".
Then everyone one laughed and it ended.
Thats probably my favorite quote.
Moe to Homer: You drank at another bar!
Homer: I was 100 miles out of town, and they deont even have Duff, they serve Fudd
Carl: Fudd?? Was"nt that pulled off the market after all those hippies went blind?
MOE: Thats no excuse Homer, Im taking your favorate record out of the jukebox.
Homer: NO! Not "Its raining men"
Moe thows it out the front door and it smoke Smiters hin the head, Smiters looks at it and goes ''WOOO''
Homer: I was 100 miles out of town, and they deont even have Duff, they serve Fudd
Carl: Fudd?? Was"nt that pulled off the market after all those hippies went blind?
MOE: Thats no excuse Homer, Im taking your favorate record out of the jukebox.
Homer: NO! Not "Its raining men"
Moe thows it out the front door and it smoke Smiters hin the head, Smiters looks at it and goes ''WOOO''
Interviewer: Mayor Quimby your history has shown you have been too easy on crime. How would you feel if you came home to find your family tied up with SOCKS! stuffed in their mouths, and you can hear their screams, but you cant grip the doorknob because theirs too much BLOOD! on it, and....
Mayor Quimby: What Er UH.. is the question exactly?
Interviewer: My question is to do with the budget, do you support more funding for......
Mayor Quimby: What Er UH.. is the question exactly?
Interviewer: My question is to do with the budget, do you support more funding for......
From the "Thelma and Louise" episode. Chief Wiggum is trying to describe the criminals (Marge and her friend)
"They are not wearing hats. I repeat, they are not wearing hats!"
Some day, I will use that line at work.
"They are not wearing hats. I repeat, they are not wearing hats!"
Some day, I will use that line at work.
Grand pa-"Welcome to my world!"
Homer-"S-M-R-T" when trying to spell smart to prove he is smrt.
Homer-"S-M-R-T" when trying to spell smart to prove he is smrt.
Badabump.
My favorite ones are from Milhouse and Ralph.
Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food".
Ralph: "I think I broke my wookie."
Milhouse: "Everythings coming up Milhouse" - When trying to start a new craze for when things go good.
Milhouse: "Oh no, not again!" - As Milhouse is on the monkey bars and the FBI crash through the fence and chase him down. That one always cracks me up.
Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food".
Ralph: "I think I broke my wookie."
Milhouse: "Everythings coming up Milhouse" - When trying to start a new craze for when things go good.
Milhouse: "Oh no, not again!" - As Milhouse is on the monkey bars and the FBI crash through the fence and chase him down. That one always cracks me up.
hut up net face
tastes like burning....
MCrib............MMMMMMMMMMMM.........Even the bones are meat...Homer
I am so smart S-M-R-T (Homer)
Ralph: Talking to wild wolf: "Do you wanna be my mommy?"
Wolf Picks up Ralph in his teeth and carries him.
Ralph: "You smell like dead bunnies"
I am so smart S-M-R-T (Homer)
Ralph: Talking to wild wolf: "Do you wanna be my mommy?"
Wolf Picks up Ralph in his teeth and carries him.
Ralph: "You smell like dead bunnies"
Disco stu was talkin to yooo
stupid sexy flanders
stupid sexy flanders
"can't sleep, clown will eat me...." Bart
or
"Trapampline, Trampopoline!!!!!" Homer
or
"Trapampline, Trampopoline!!!!!" Homer
In "Lisa the Skeptic", when she digs up the remains of the "angel", everyone goes silent, then Homers says "Now THAT'S interesting!"
I don't know why, but that had me frikkin rolling.
I don't know why, but that had me frikkin rolling.
Bump in honor of the 400th episode airing this week!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/16/television.simpsons.reut/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/16/television.simpsons.reut/index.html
"Oh wait, there they go..."
one of the holiday episodes...
Bart trying to open a can of cranberry sauce...
"m o m it is b.r.o.k.e.n"
"mom it is broken"
"mom it's broken"
singing it "mom it's broken, mom it's broken"
and when they were in for family counseling...
and Bart shocks Homer and says
"just testing"
Bart trying to open a can of cranberry sauce...
"m o m it is b.r.o.k.e.n"
"mom it is broken"
"mom it's broken"
singing it "mom it's broken, mom it's broken"
and when they were in for family counseling...
and Bart shocks Homer and says
"just testing"
"I crushed my wookie..."
"I bent my wookie..."
yeah you know what i ment
forget "gun with fingers" Burns Pulls a real gun!
when Krusty becomes a congressman
Homer: Krusty will you uphold this sacred document?
Lisa: dad thats a kids placemat from an Ihop
Homer: Stained with the blood of our ansestors
Lisa: thats Raspberry jam
Homer: from the unknown toaster (salutes the placemat)
Bump.
Homer and Lisa talking about Brazil...
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold?
Lisa: That's right.
Homer: And in February, it's hot?
Lisa: Mm-hm.
Homer: So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
Lisa: No, Dad, it's just the weather.
Homer: So hot snow falls up?
Homer and Lisa talking about Brazil...
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold?
Lisa: That's right.
Homer: And in February, it's hot?
Lisa: Mm-hm.
Homer: So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
Lisa: No, Dad, it's just the weather.
Homer: So hot snow falls up?
After the beer explosion:
Lou: "That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson house!"
Wiggum: "Forget it! That's two blocks away!"
Lou: "It looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!"
Wiggum: "I am preceeding on foot. Call in a code 8."
Lou: "We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels."
All from Homer:
"Don't you hate pants?"
"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming."
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"
"If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."
Words I live by.
"Don't you hate pants?"
"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming."
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"
"If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."
Words I live by.
From tonight's episode:
"All pumpkins are racist."
"All pumpkins are racist."
Groundskeeper Willy: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
Groundskeeper Willy: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
Groundskeeper Willy: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear. [hands him comics] Hope you're well.
Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral
today?
Homer: Hmm, fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...woo hoo! I hit the jackpot. [sits down] Marge,
dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: Donut? What's a donut?
Homer: Aah! Aah! [pushes toaster handle, disappears]
[donuts start to fall from the sky]
Marge: Hmm. It's raining again.
and my favorite is Homer calling about a personal ad he read in the paper
Hello? Is this... [reads his paper] GBM? Uh, yeah. I read in the
personals that you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy
days and movies. Uh-huh... [apprehensively] Uh, no, I don't like
that... Or that... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [very quickly] I'm
going to hang up now, bye-bye.
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear. [hands him comics] Hope you're well.
Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral
today?
Homer: Hmm, fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...woo hoo! I hit the jackpot. [sits down] Marge,
dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: Donut? What's a donut?
Homer: Aah! Aah! [pushes toaster handle, disappears]
[donuts start to fall from the sky]
Marge: Hmm. It's raining again.
and my favorite is Homer calling about a personal ad he read in the paper
Hello? Is this... [reads his paper] GBM? Uh, yeah. I read in the
personals that you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy
days and movies. Uh-huh... [apprehensively] Uh, no, I don't like
that... Or that... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [very quickly] I'm
going to hang up now, bye-bye.
Marge, please. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.