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One of my all time favorite's other than DOHHHHH!! is why...you...little... as Homer chokes Bart.
I love Ralph Wiggim: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
mmMmm...doughnuts, is there any thing they cant do...
Did anyone else see the Simpson's last night? It was weird.
Homer:
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
Ralph: "this tastes like Grandma"
while eating tomacco!
Ralph: "ouch!...i broke my wookie!"
while running down the street and fell on his action figure.
while eating tomacco!
Ralph: "ouch!...i broke my wookie!"
while running down the street and fell on his action figure.
"This is my sandbox. Im not allowed in the deep end, thats where I met the Lepracahn, he told me to burn things"
Barney, you have to be sober to fly a helicopter...it's not like driving a car............................
I can't get da glove on. See?
"All this time, all I've been smoking in this bong is harmless tobacco!":evil:
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I had to revive this thread...it's too valuable.
One of my favorites:
Homer: "Lisa, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening".
I had to revive this thread...it's too valuable.
One of my favorites:
Homer: "Lisa, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening".
Grandpa simpson: " I'm old" this was after he told one of his stoyies that goes nowhere and then ends it with that.
oh man...one of my favorites is when Flanders' wife dies and homer makes a video of Flanders for a dating service...Flanders takes off his shirt while gardening and he's all buffed...then in the final video there is a part where Flanders is in the shower and they have his nether regions pixeled out to his knees!
The Valentines episode...Mrs. Crabapple says take out your red crayons children, and Ralph Wiggam goes...Mrs. Crabapple, I don't have a red crayon...Mrs. Crabapple says...and WHY don't you have a red crayon ralph? And he goes...because I ATE it...and he smiles and has red teeth.
There was one where Bart and Lisa go to Mr. Burns house for some reason and Smithers says something about a little boy being outside and Mr. Burns says....Release the hounds...
One more...when Aerosmith plays Moe's...Moe stole Homer's recipe for the flaming Homer...made with Krusty's grape cough syrup...and homer is trying to sneak a peak from the roof...and falls through onto the stage...and barney says...hey homer...you fell on aerosmith...Moe also sings Walk This Way with them and then says...Free Pickled Eggs on the house!
K I'll stop...
The Valentines episode...Mrs. Crabapple says take out your red crayons children, and Ralph Wiggam goes...Mrs. Crabapple, I don't have a red crayon...Mrs. Crabapple says...and WHY don't you have a red crayon ralph? And he goes...because I ATE it...and he smiles and has red teeth.
There was one where Bart and Lisa go to Mr. Burns house for some reason and Smithers says something about a little boy being outside and Mr. Burns says....Release the hounds...
One more...when Aerosmith plays Moe's...Moe stole Homer's recipe for the flaming Homer...made with Krusty's grape cough syrup...and homer is trying to sneak a peak from the roof...and falls through onto the stage...and barney says...hey homer...you fell on aerosmith...Moe also sings Walk This Way with them and then says...Free Pickled Eggs on the house!
K I'll stop...
Sideshow Bob: "You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college."
Cecil: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
- "Brother From Another Series", The Simpsons Episode 4F14
Cecil: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
- "Brother From Another Series", The Simpsons Episode 4F14
Hmmm...where are we getting these trivia questions??? A Simpson's TRIVIA calendar, perhaps????
Ralph quotes are always awsome.
Like in the Lisa adn the bully episode (on last night) Millhouse is locked in his locker and says "at least I'm standing on ralph."
camera pans down to ralph...
"We're a totem pole... Hya-hya Hya Hya"
Claendar?
Haven't seen that one.
but I DO have a complete simpson's trivia GAME.
It's kinda like Trivial persuit, but with REAL TRIVIAL questions.
I also have the sipmsons chess set.
How did you guess?
What about the Highschool reunion episode:
Homer:
I can't wait to go and see the old gang again...Potsie, Ralf Mouth, the Fonz....
Marge: That was HappyDays!!
Homer:
They weren't all Happydays... like the time my father, tom Bosley, had to bail me out of a card game... or the time Pinky Tuscadero Bla Bla Bla...
Homer:
I can't wait to go and see the old gang again...Potsie, Ralf Mouth, the Fonz....
Marge: That was HappyDays!!
Homer:
They weren't all Happydays... like the time my father, tom Bosley, had to bail me out of a card game... or the time Pinky Tuscadero Bla Bla Bla...
Mine is when he see's a pie on the floor.
MMMMMMM floor pie
MMMMMMM floor pie
devil: you will be burned at the stake!
homer: mmmm....steak.....
homer: mmmm....steak.....
Heh...I have a sticker of the simpsons devil on the top tube of my super 8...
Mr. Burns rules...there was that episode where homer and bart thought they saw an alien in the forest, and it turned out to be mr. burns on muscle relaxers, eyes dialated, after seeing his chiropracter...
the whole town gathered to see if it was real and as they were about to leave, he comes out of the woods and says...I bring you llllllllllooooove....and some guy goes...he brings love! kill him!
the whole town gathered to see if it was real and as they were about to leave, he comes out of the woods and says...I bring you llllllllllooooove....and some guy goes...he brings love! kill him!
It was Groundskeeper Willie
Speaking of pot and the simpsons...one of the other episodes that rocked was the one with lollapalooza and homer was taking the cannonballs to the stomach...Cypress Hill was on there...and they show all the bands backstage...and the stage manager comes in with an orchestra and says, who here ordered the philharmonic??? come on...who was it...maybe while you were high...cypress hill I'm looking your way....
BAHAHAHAAAAA
Ya fergot one call for a "(moe) ......homer sexual.....hey guys, im looking for a homer sexual"
my favorite homers:
"does whiskey count as beer?" -heard that a few times.
or
when mr burns asks for "an open faced club, a sand wedge"...homer drools and responds....mmmm open faced club sandwich.......
"does whiskey count as beer?" -heard that a few times.
or
when mr burns asks for "an open faced club, a sand wedge"...homer drools and responds....mmmm open faced club sandwich.......
Oh, and my favorite millhouse:
In the episode where flanders becomes teacher......
"not only am i not learning, im forgetting things i used to know......"
Funny cuz i relate to that alot.......
In the episode where flanders becomes teacher......
"not only am i not learning, im forgetting things i used to know......"
Funny cuz i relate to that alot.......
What about the "duff brewery tour"
When wiggums asks barney if he is OK to drive.
"sure thing giant beer!!"
Or homer in the science class.
"you can tell by the color of the flame that this was an exceptionally sweet donut" NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Episode with "Pepe" the adopt-a-kid.
Homer looking at the stars... "and over there is Bill the cowboy"
When wiggums asks barney if he is OK to drive.
"sure thing giant beer!!"
Or homer in the science class.
"you can tell by the color of the flame that this was an exceptionally sweet donut" NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Episode with "Pepe" the adopt-a-kid.
Homer looking at the stars... "and over there is Bill the cowboy"
A couple, but certainly not all:
When Homer went to college: NERRRDS!!!!
Smithers: I believe women and seamen don't mix, sir
Mr. Burns: We know what you think!
Homer as Max Power: You don't snuggle with Max Power; you strap yourself in and feel the G's!!
When Homer went to college: NERRRDS!!!!
Smithers: I believe women and seamen don't mix, sir
Mr. Burns: We know what you think!
Homer as Max Power: You don't snuggle with Max Power; you strap yourself in and feel the G's!!
I thought it was lenny
Homer: "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!!!"
Bart: These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
[Homer talking on the phone in the background]
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
[Homer talking on the phone in the background]
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.