In order to facilitate the training of new guys at my work, I am getting drunk today. At work. It will be somewhat controlled, but if it is as good as the lst time I helped out, I will be getting loaded. For science and the greater good...
Getting drunk for science!
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Wait, you are permitted to get drunk for this training or you need to in order to perform? What is this training?
I am getting wasted. To help teach field sobriety tests and Intoxilyzer (Breath tester). What can I say? I care. Guilty!
Awesome. One of my friends was able to do this a couple years ago. Sit at the bar and knock back a bunch of drinks on the Police Dept tab, then go be drunk around a bunch of cops with no fear of getting in trouble. Good gig. "Exhibit A...this is what a drunk person looks like."
I would love to volunteer for something like this as well.
I don't need to get paid for that, I will go do it all on my own.
(Paying to drink) < (Getting paid to drink).
I am surprised this actually needs to be explained to someone.
Hi! Welcome to Ridemonkey! Glad to see some new people here. Do you wear pants while posting?
Take a gander at his post count: young grasshopper has much to learn.
Your equation can be extrapolated in many ways.
Riding bikes, having sex, eating donuts, posting on RideMonkey, wearing plaid, ...
Dammmijttt! I drank all morninig, and all I got was alousy .058. My first was a .27something or aother...and then this...
I feel like a total failure.
I feel like a total failure.
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Your typing begs to differ
There is, of course, no chance at all that he is faking it. None whatsoever.
Meehhh, I fixed it. I actually self edit alot...that was my first cut, and I left it as it was for comedic effect. Damn you Reflux! Calling me out!
I drank 5 double Jack and Cokes...and blew a .058 on the PBT (portable) and a .063 on the Intox.
I dont know how to interpret that (I mean personally...proffesionally I know what it means!), but now I need a nap...
I drank 5 double Jack and Cokes...and blew a .058 on the PBT (portable) and a .063 on the Intox.
I dont know how to interpret that (I mean personally...proffesionally I know what it means!), but now I need a nap...
I think it means that you weigh 680.
Just thinking about Jack Daniels and Coke makes me want to blow chunks. Whiskey is meant to be consumed straight up.
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Sure you do... the folks getting the training are utterly incompetent. I bet they pointed the radar guns at each other's skulls in that training.
I have a roaring headche right now...
I don tweigh quite 680. About 500 lbs less. The trainees were young, not alot of experience. But the guy on the Intox was CHP trained and experienced, I know he knew what was up.
I don tweigh quite 680. About 500 lbs less. The trainees were young, not alot of experience. But the guy on the Intox was CHP trained and experienced, I know he knew what was up.