God I miss Maury...

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  1. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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  2. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    I'm going to be watching @ noon :)
     
  3. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    that was the first episode of maury that i had ever seen. ridiculous.
     
  4. Sandwich

    Sandwich just shake your rump
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    it's hard to make out what she's saying. Can anyone decipher:

    immahavababeyidauntcwareileiksecksidoantcuareammahavababyigotwutitneedsigotTREEpacifaresigotblankutsilakesexidontcareiwannahabbabehbuh
     
  5. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Ripper strait up. That **** is sick.

    SLUT.

    I wish they had a "where are they now."
     
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    Spero ass rainbow

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  7. jonKranked

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    there were some girls in my high school that were like that. I graduated with a girl that had 3 kids. My high school had a day care center for the STUDENT'S children. I should start watching this show, I might see some people I went to school with LOL
     
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    "my life dreams are to drop out of school, be on girls gone wild, and have a baby"


    this sh*t is priceless :rofl:
     
  9. ryebread

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    I really don't see what the problem is. She has 3 backup pacifiers if her baby looses one. Between that and the extra blanket, I think shes going to be just fine.
     
  10. bitingback

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    maury seems to be caught up on the whole "in YOUR bedroom"...would it have been better if it were in the girl's bedroom or bathroom floor? :huh:


    i'm glad the mother, who professed to wanting to get her girl help, turned to maury. :twitch:
     
  11. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    She was pretty hot though. Just sayin'.
     
  12. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Clean up would be a snap, just mop and go.
     
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    I went to HS with numerous girls like this. I cannot WAIT for my HS reunion so I can go back, get sloshed, and make tons of fun of people in my class who are now ex-con's, living in trailer parks, working at gas stations, strung out on drugs, knocked up many times over, or any combination of those.
     
  14. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Yeah her Mom is a MILF!!!

     
  15. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    The mom or the daughter?

    Again, on the mom or the daughter?
     
  16. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Yes please.
     
  17. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Reminds me of this mother/daughter strip show I saw in Atlanta last year. The punchline was them crushing beer cans with various parts of their anatomy. I bet if this little one squeezes out a couple pups, keeps up with her kegel exercises, they could get into the same money making bonanza.

    I wonder if she knows that GGW likes the boobs perky, not all milk udder, flat pancake, used goods saggy...
     
  18. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Jeebus, she's only 15 and and already been plugged 300 times.

    At that pace, by the time she's legal her box will be so ragged out that a Japanese director will cast her in the re-make of Mothra vs Godzilla.
     
  19. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    You could get her and her mom into that porn....
     
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    Maury is good but Jerry is king.
     
  21. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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  22. jimmydean

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    You are NOT the father!

    Those are my favorite Maury's.

     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Didn't he die choking on a turd?

     
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    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    She is 15 and had sex 300 times and she is still not pregnant. She might be so stupid she doesn't even know what sex is.
     
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    She might have seen more sperm than you.
     
  27. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    You're just mad because she's rapidly depleting your potential donations.
    :biggrin:
     
  28. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    CBJ is going to start using her for an auxiliary storage facility.
     
  29. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    ^^ Brings a whole new meaning to the term spackle bucket.^^




    Or, maybe she's lying and really just wants an all natural protein rich moisturizer.
     
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  30. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    I am pretty sure her donors would not pass our screening and again if you can't get a 15 old girl pregnant you are shooting blanks or have problems telling the difference between number one and two.
     
  31. jimmydean

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    Or pull and pray with great odds. Just because SHE wants to get pregnant doesn't mean the "donor" does.