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going into surgery tomorrow

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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well, as many of you know i am going into surgery on my wrecked arm tomorrow. i will have lots of pins screws and plates as well as one of those external fixators. any suggestiuons for anything pertaining to healing quicker and keeping myself occupied during healing would be greatly appreciated.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Try to get sympathy dates from hot women. If scars are cool, an erector set holding your hand together is even cooler.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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Originally posted by Westy
Try to get sympathy dates from hot women. If scars are cool, an erector set holding your hand together is even cooler.
im gonna have it electromagnetically charged with a babe magnet.muahahahahaha:devil:
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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I hope it wasn't THE wrist...I dont know what I would do if I had to switch to Mr. Lefty. :eek:

I hope you have a quick recovery.
 

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
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Charlotte, NC
Originally posted by biggins
keeping myself occupied during healing would be greatly appreciated.
I hear they have Porn on the internet these days. I know that helped me get through the 4 months I was out. On another note we will be up there soon to at least grab a few drinks if you are up for it.

 

Jr_Bullit

I'm sooo teenie weenie!!!
Sep 8, 2001
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North of Oz
If your surgery is anything like my mom's was...yer gonna be super tired and way doped up for days :) and when you're not, you're gonna wanna probably surf porn watch movies and do anything under the sun to keep your mind occupied.

Books may be a challenge unless you are great at flipping pages one handed. Same with most video games.

The nasty period took mom about a week and a half to get through. :) good luck!
 

Motionboy2

Calendar Dominator
Apr 23, 2002
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Broomfield, Colorado
Heal up quick man. Get prepaired now. Movies, books, mags and FOOD. Don't forget to shop for food cause you won't want to do it later.
Otherwise you will be feeling good soon from the drugs so No worries.
 
books that are heavy like Pirsigs Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, or Ouspenski's Tertium Organum, or read some accounts of cool trips like paddleing the amazon, peddaling from alaska to del feugo, or sailing around the world solo

once the healing is set in motion well enough, like two weeks, with the ok from doc, do yoga and or specific tai chi stuff to keep the supporting muscles active, jaccuzzi time, massage's paid for by insurance (asian sisters?)

then visualize that steven segal dude where he got all torn up and then after hitting that board for a while and running up a hill went out and kicked ass! :p

good luck, ... and for porn, pay for a subscription to the BLUENUDES.COM site... that ****e is artistic as all get out and ...

luck
 

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
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DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!! It'll help you heal faster and help you feel not so yucky from anesthesia! Are you just having anesthesia or are you getting one of those nerve blocks too? If you're lucky they'll give you a pain pump as well! Pain pumps are your friend! (Wow, I haven't been through a couple of these myself or anything, huh??)