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Chuck Norris is a columnist and impossible to kill.

http://townhall.com/columnists/chucknorris/2011/08/30/a_singular_solution_to_many_problems/page/full/

Too many gun owners and hunters aren't registered to vote. I know you're out there, and I've heard all the excuses. That's all they are, and they're not worth the paper to print them. We stand one short year away from the high campaign season in which voters will select our next president, 33 senators and all 435 members of the House.