1. New underwear. So you can quit wearing those old tidy whities that are'nt really white but more brown. And no, the kind I am thinking of don't come in a tube like Kev's! (sorry Kev, I still crack up about that time in Whistler!) Lorraine will totally thank me!
2. The new Snoop Dog or The Games cd. I know you hate it but you live in White Center, so you need to have some good hip hop jams! The hood represent!
3. And finally a shirt that says "My truck is damn fast but I am old and slow!"
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