How much is your life worth?

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  1. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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  2. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    A buck o five.





    Hey, it had to be said.
     
  3. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Is that wholesale or retail?
     
  4. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    Retail. Happy ending is extra.

    It is an interesting story in that he is starting completely anew. Most people would dump the broad, change their hairstyle, purchase a 'vette and call it a "new life." This guy had cojones until he sold 'em.
     
  5. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    A Kajillion dollars. Maybe more. Depends on the market.
     
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    H8R Cranky Pants

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    You can't afford me.
     
  7. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    I've heard this before. Shortly followed by the splash of a $12 martini...
     
  8. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    I laugh when the yuppies order stuff like that. Don't get me wrong I love good alcohol, but I'd rather buy the whole bottle of booze, hooch, whatever the Hell you call it and make it myself and save money.

    Here is my bar tip of the day: If ordering a mixed drink at a bar stick to these alcohols Smirnoff, Beefeater, and Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. Your wallet will be happy and if you have a good bar tender you most likely won't notice much difference in taste.
     
  9. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    WTF were you doing at n8's house??
     
  10. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    It's complicated. Tyvec notwithstanding...there might be multiple warrants executed soon...
     
  11. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I dated a bartender for few weeks. Everytime we drove by a bar or were out clubbing, she would always say, "Get the cheap stuff. If they don't water it down, it'll get you drunk just as fast as those flashy top shelf bottles." You know what.... SHE WAS RIGHT!

    If there is no amount of money that can be used to buy my life... does that mean I'm worthless?
     
  12. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    no, priceless, as all life is.:happydance:
     
  13. ryebread

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    what a coincidence, as I sat in a status meeting today, I was surprised at how little my soul sold for.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Mine? 'bout tree fiddy.
     
  15. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    I'll have to ask my wife what my life is worth...
     
  16. sperkins

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    i don't think that you can put a price on any life.