Finally, a voice of wisdom.
How to deal w/ a barking dog...
- Thread starter JohnE
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That might be a bit of an exaggeration.
I just know enough to keep myself and others out of jail and PETA protests.
There really is only one simple answer.
Ass rape your neighbor. He'll get the hint, espescially if you are average or well endowed and don't use lube.
Otherwise, dirtmcgirk seems to have a pretty good suggestion.
Ass rape your neighbor. He'll get the hint, espescially if you are average or well endowed and don't use lube.
Otherwise, dirtmcgirk seems to have a pretty good suggestion.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
From rep power 4 to 0 and a big shiny green block to a nice red one - RideMonkey revenge!
Yeah...no. Did you read the part about I dont want to hurt the dog?
Winner! Stay tuned folks!
Whoops, I accidentally positive repped this dick. Could someone neg rep him for me thanks.
this kind of slip-up is unacceptable.
Thanks to AMS's incompetence, I got to watch his rep power go from 4 to 0 too.
Every time the dog starts barking just go over there and start ringing their doorbell. Don't stop till they bring the dog inside.
If this doesn't work wait a few weeks and then steal the dog, take it to a dog rescue place and say you found it trying to cross traffic on the highway.
If this doesn't work wait a few weeks and then steal the dog, take it to a dog rescue place and say you found it trying to cross traffic on the highway.
wtf he is back in the green now. get it together people.
Once upon a time, there was a simple guy who was suffering at the hands of a heartless neighbor who was keeping several barking dogs in his backyard. This went on for weeks & weeks with many complaints filed with the police. Of course, the dog-owner neighbor denied that his dogs were barking, and pretty much got away with it, leaving the police unable to do anything about the problem.
The guy finally proved otherwise by mounting a sound-emitting device in his backyard that automatically shot a burst of God-awful retaliatory noise into his dog-owner neighbor's house and yard whenever the dog actually barked, and the noise used a tone that was audible to both man and beast...Before setting it up, the guy informed the police of his plan and details of his device's function. And with the device in place, the barking was repeated with bursts of this awful noise again & again every time the neighbor's dogs barked, even when the guy wasn't home!
In short order, the dog owner neighbor called the police. I gather that he was of the opinion that noise - blasting into one's home from a neighboring yard - is an intolerable irritant.
The police officer who responded to the call, however, simply told the dog owner, "As long as your dogs are quiet, there won't be a problem."
...and that was the end of both that particular barking/awful noise ordeal and the end of the dog-owner's attempt to restore the previous paradigm of I'll- be-the-one-to-make-the-noise-while-you-suffer-in-silence.
Found on www.barkingdogs.net
The guy finally proved otherwise by mounting a sound-emitting device in his backyard that automatically shot a burst of God-awful retaliatory noise into his dog-owner neighbor's house and yard whenever the dog actually barked, and the noise used a tone that was audible to both man and beast...Before setting it up, the guy informed the police of his plan and details of his device's function. And with the device in place, the barking was repeated with bursts of this awful noise again & again every time the neighbor's dogs barked, even when the guy wasn't home!
In short order, the dog owner neighbor called the police. I gather that he was of the opinion that noise - blasting into one's home from a neighboring yard - is an intolerable irritant.
The police officer who responded to the call, however, simply told the dog owner, "As long as your dogs are quiet, there won't be a problem."
...and that was the end of both that particular barking/awful noise ordeal and the end of the dog-owner's attempt to restore the previous paradigm of I'll- be-the-one-to-make-the-noise-while-you-suffer-in-silence.
Found on www.barkingdogs.net
glue his back door shut so he can't let the dog out through it.
Done, but you got way more power than I do so I'll need help.
handled.
lmao!
Covered.I wish I could give -rep to a post more than once
Dirt, the voice of wisdom? What is the Monkey World coming to?!
It's the fault of health care from the antichrist.
Yup, you gave him positive rep. I went ahead and changed it to a negative.
I would pay for a premium membership solely for these kinds of capabilities.Yup, you gave him positive rep. I went ahead and changed it to a negative.
And we would all pay a premium to keep you from having them.
He still doesnt have a double red box yet......... This is way worse the Muddy beast's thread were we hit him with the double....... Im dissapointed
if you think about giving anything to the dog then f*ck you! you dont know what the dog will get sick from take it out on the owner. hes the pos that shouldnt be allowed a dog def needs some double red
John, you could always cut your ears off. But then you'd be blind too.
Just listen to what the dog has to say!
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/
Go back and read the original post. For comprehension this time.if you think about giving anything to the dog then f*ck you! you dont know what the dog will get sick from take it out on the owner. hes the pos that shouldnt be allowed a dog def needs some double red
Fine then have it your way, I was gonna +rep you to the golden banana.And we would all pay a premium to keep you from having them.
i can comprehend this conversation just fine my post was to the pos suggesting to put rat poisonin a ball of beef 
I believe it was Old School, which reminds me that you probably need to take a trip down Mexico way for a decent tranq gun...
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the chaos would not be magnificent to behold.
But it would be chaos, and you know how fragile I am.
Only a quick 3 hour drive...got me thinking...
How to deal with a barking dog: You give it what it wants. Which is chicken!
Get a kitten...
Like this one:
Like this one:
Apparently he is out at night...either literally or physically. Doesnt answer the door or phone.
