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i am through with women...........

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Everyone in the lame thread said:
"Blah, blah blah blahblah women are hard to figure out blahblahblah men suck blahblahblah why do women play games blahblahblah men are stoopid blah blah blahblah blah blahblah why can't I find a soulmate blahblah blah blah blahblahblah
I'm done with women blahblahblah I'm not eating or breathing anymore either blah blahblah blahblahblah blah blah men play games too blahblah blah blah blahblahblahblah blah why do I need to have ESP to figure women out blah blahblah blah blah blahblah my inner vagina hurts blah blahblahblah blahblah"
Women don't tell us anything. That's the secret allure of women, if we want to get with them we are supposed to either:

1) Guess what they want/need
2) Ignore them
3) Be "romantic". Romance is simply a word for all the bullsh*t we are made to go through to get the keys to the palace.


Guys, don't even TRY to figure it all out, it's a never-ending run up the down escalator.

:blah: :love:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
H8R said:
Women don't tell us anything. That's the secret allure of women, if we want to get with them we are supposed to either:

1) Guess what they want/need
2) Ignore them
3) Be "romantic". Romance is simply a word for all the bullsh*t we are made to go through to get the keys to the palace.


Guys, don't even TRY to figure it all out, it's a never-ending run up the down escalator.

:blah: :love:
hehehehe...the keys to the palace!
 
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JRB

Guest
Megan Black said:
ya know, i did sense a disturbance in the force, so i've come back to help bring balance
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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SkaredShtles said:
Ummmm.... in Loco's case, that would be redundant. ;)

Anyways - that description is reserved for Mack.

-S.S.-
uhm - you can keep insulting me, but I think Megan will still like me.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
5
in da shed, mon, in da shed
This thread is still going? Hilarious. I say keep things just the way they are; people with SOMETHING to offer get laid and losers don't. If you can't get laid, you REALLY need some self-improvement because if you have anything going on in even one of the major categories, you can get laid if you put forth any effort whatsoever. You know that saying about bikes attributed to Keith Bontrager? "Strong, light, cheap; pick two."

Partners are the same way:

Girls version 1.1- Looks, brains, psychological stability(or "marriage material"); pick two.

Guy version 1.2- Looks, brains, money(or power); pick two.

I, myself, lucked into a girl sporting the trifecta. That is the ONLY reason I got married at 30 years old, because I was otherwise quite happy living as a confirmed bachelor. :love:
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,102
1,153
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Megan Black said:
i jes wanted to see if anything exciting would happen if i left, cuz things were getting a little slow, did it work?
Konabumm is having a kid. I think he impregnated his lesbian friend in a meeting room at work after consuming too much Viagra. Or something like that, anyway, it was hard to keep the story straight.

Other than that, we all just sat around and wondered where the hell you had gone. Occasionally mixing it up a little by making fun of loco, of course.
 
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binary visions said:
Other than that, we all just sat around and wondered where the hell you had gone. Occasionally mixing it up a little by making fun of loco, of course.
Boring for me, since I try to not make fun of loco.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
17
So Cal
llkoolkeg said:
This thread is still going? Hilarious. I say keep things just the way they are; people with SOMETHING to offer get laid and losers don't
<snip>
Losers get laid too. Otherwise where would new losers come from?

Welcome back Megan. It was getting to the point where we were going to make Loco wear a Megan Black mask.
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
0
Beaver-town, OR
binary visions said:
Konabumm is having a kid.
holy 'as the world turns' ! good luck man, that's aaaaaaallllllllllllllllll i gotta say, good luck with THAT!

this thread is funy, even pressley made an appearance, is she a perm. fixture here now, er what!

whurrs dhg?
 
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Megan Black said:
<snip>even pressley made an appearance, is she a perm. fixture here now, er what!

whurrs dhg?
I was surprised by it. That c**t Lisa is around here somewhere. She was sick for a bit and in critical care though. Some of us worried about her, even.
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
0
Beaver-town, OR
loco said:
I was surprised by it. That c**t Lisa is around here somewhere. She was sick for a bit and in critical care though. Some of us worried about her, even.
what???? are you serious? damn, she's okay now tho? she and i need to tag team this place again......holla
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
17
So Cal
Megan Black said:
name it! oooooh, please, please please? what'd i miss???
ooh... we must not say the name of that which must not be named. But you did miss some great verbal assaults. :D
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
0
Beaver-town, OR
Ciaran said:
ooh... we must not say the name of that which must not be named. But you did miss some great verbal assaults. :D
KILLING ME, was it a whole forum or just a thread or what? get deleted? parties involved? omg, was it the politcal forum, peeple get their panties in such a bunch over there, gaaad
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,102
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The Forum That We Do Not Speak Of was a good time but was deleted by the chief Monkey due to his advertisers possibly frowning on the inordinate amount of verbal abuse that went on.

Let's just say, he created a new forum, temporarily suspended rules two and three for it, and let us children play :D