[Westy]

F*cken hell Shirley, you could have bought food for 10,000 starving, gay Tibetan whales with that $80. Priorities mate.

With the weak American dollar $80 would only pay for half a meal for a fairly small gay Tibetan whale.

 

[MikeD]

With the weak American dollar $80 would only pay for half a meal for a fairly small gay Tibetan whale.

Or a handjob from an underage transvestite Laotian dolphin.

 

[Westy]

Or a handjob from an underage transvestite Laotian dolphin.

That reminds me, I need to book my vacation.

 

[MikeD]

Wait, isn't his name Sanchez?

He's Mexican, idiot.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Wait, isn't his name Sanchez?

He's Mexican, idiot.

It would be pretty cool if he turned out to be half chihuahua and half great dane. Just ended up medium size and normal looking.

 

[submarinemike]

hey there are practical reasons for trying to find out his breed. at my apartment complex the rules on dogs are that size doesn't matter but it has to be a non-aggressive breed. it would be hard to prove he's a non-aggressive breed if you couldn't explain what he is.

 

[Da Peach]

Give me $80 and I will give a longer list of what he is not.

this post makes this thread worthy of resurrection