I road raged somebody today, and it was totally my fault...

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

You're a mean bastard.

I yelled at a lady about honking at me and realized today it was my fault. Oh well, douglas got to laugh about me yelling at her telling her to honk some more. I have discovered I'm always a prick. Not just when I post on RM. I'm sure I will get an ass kicking any day now.

Echo · Oct 7, 2004

Haha, it's beautiful when you get someone screaming and all red in the face.

This one time I took an exit, and there was this truck going like 20mph. There were two lanes so I went around him. Apparently this was some travesty and the dude starts tailgating me like 2 inches away. So I drove like 2 mph just to piss him off even more. I could see him back there all red faced and yelling and flipping me off. So we get up to the light and I see the dude get out of his truck and start walking towards me all pissed off. Total redneck. I lock the doors and he just stands out there yelling all kinds of stupid crap, and I was just sitting there laughing. So finally the light turns green, and I pull out into the intersection. He's still standing there screaming, so I roll down the window and I'm like "come on pussy, come get me!". He comes running after me into the intersection, so I just drove a little further and stopped again, all like "come on tough guy!" and he keeps chasing me like he's gonna catch me. All the people behind his truck were honking their horns and he was still standing there in the middle of the road screaming like a moron as I drove away

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

Echo said:
Haha, it's beautiful when you get someone screaming and all red in the face.

This one time I took an exit, and there was this truck going like 20mph. There were two lanes so I went around him. Apparently this was some travesty and the dude starts tailgating me like 2 inches away. So I drove like 2 mph just to piss him off even more. I could see him back there all red faced and yelling and flipping me off. So we get up to the light and I see the dude get out of his truck and start walking towards me all pissed off. Total redneck. I lock the doors and he just stands out there yelling all kinds of stupid crap, and I was just sitting there laughing. So finally the light turns green, and I pull out into the intersection. He's still standing there screaming, so I roll down the window and I'm like "come on pussy, come get me!". He comes running after me into the intersection, so I just drove a little further and stopped again, all like "come on tough guy!" and he keeps chasing me like he's gonna catch me. All the people behind his truck were honking their horns and he was still standing there in the middle of the road screaming like a moron as I drove away

Humanity is beautiful isn't it???

Skookum · Oct 7, 2004

About a month back i saw an accident and passed by the guy and looked at him bleeding profusely and dying. Must have been his last moments since i came back a few hours later and the street was cordoned off. i would have tried to help but i was gimped out big time with my broken leg and felt i would just be in the way, plus three other cars were stopped or stopping to help.
Just thought i'd share....

dh girlie · Oct 7, 2004

Nice, Skookum...

I was going through this light and two of the lanes of this intersection go directly onto the freeway get on...and this asshole runs a red light and cuts in front of me, and since my light had been green I was going at a pretty decent speed...I almost nailed him and I swerved behind another guy in another lane and honked...well the driver that was driving ok, thought I was honking at him and changed lanes and got next to me just before the metering lights screamin and hollerin and wildly gesticulating with his hands at me and I rolled down my window and I was like , dude, I wasn't honking at YOU dude, I ws honking at that tool behind you that cut me off...then he was like all smiles and friendly after that...man some people can just turn it off and on so quickly...scared me.

hardtail_schmuk · Oct 7, 2004

Do you guys ride?

(waits for flames)

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

hardtail_schmuk said:
Do you guys ride?

(waits for flames)

Yes - we even post lame threads about it too. What about it???

reflux · Oct 7, 2004

Road rage gets people killed. The sad thing is that you have no clue who you piss off when you're driving and road raging, maybe they lost their job or they just take themselves too seriously to take crap from anyone. After hearing one too many stories of random people getting shot on the streets and freeways, I say f' it, not worth the risk and satisfaction. Am I the only one trying to think rationally?

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

reflux said:
Am I the only one trying to think rationally?

Can't speak for anyone else, but I choose not too.

reflux · Oct 7, 2004

loco-gringo said:
Can't speak for anyone else, but I choose not too.

Cool, just wanted to double-check things didn't change this morning while I was away...

hardtail_schmuk · Oct 7, 2004

loco-gringo said:
Yes - we even post lame threads about it too. What about it???

What about it? How about you guys sound like the same MORONS I deal with daily whislt riding my bicycle on the road. I remeber when ridemonkey was frequented by cyclists...

Skookum · Oct 7, 2004

hardtail_schmuk said:
What about it? How about you guys sound like the same MORONS I deal with daily whislt riding my bicycle on the road. I remeber when ridemonkey was frequented by cyclists...

Preach it brotha. Real cyclists like Gary Klien!
You've woken me up, i'm never coming back to this forum i'm a total fraud.

bomberz1qr20 · Oct 7, 2004

hardtail_schmuk said:
What about it? How about you guys sound like the same MORONS I deal with daily whislt riding my bicycle on the road. I remeber when ridemonkey was frequented by cyclists...

You live in Marin, how bad can it be?

Chill dude, there are plenty of intelligent, caring cyclists on RM (BS excluded)

Skookum · Oct 7, 2004

bomberz1qr20 said:
You live in Marin, how bad can it be?

Chill dude, there are plenty of intelligent, caring cyclists on RM (BS excluded)

it's too late don't try to stop me. i'm leaving and there's nothing you can do about it!

genpowell71 · Oct 7, 2004

bu bye...

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

hardtail_schmuk said:
What about it? How about you guys sound like the same MORONS I deal with daily whislt riding my bicycle on the road. I remeber when ridemonkey was frequented by cyclists...

I'm a moron and you are an asshat. I ride the road too. So phucking what if we didn't ride anyway. No one said schit about raging cyclists. Read the thread before you post some bullschit (even enticing flames) I plan to post here just to irritate you now.

Wumpus · Oct 7, 2004

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

Wumpus said:

I know, but I even read some of his posts and it looks like he has a tendency to stir and possibly make fewer friends than I. :rolleyes:

*are you planning to go to Cleburne on Saturday??? Leaving Waco by around 7 or so.

Wumpus · Oct 7, 2004

loco-gringo said:
*are you planning to go to Cleburne on Saturday??? Leaving Waco by around 7 or so.

I can't make it. The wife is going to Dallas for a tea party.

Echo · Oct 7, 2004

hardtail shmuck's normal mode of operation is, he begs everyone to flame him, then bitches that everyone is in a clique that is against him.

JRB · Oct 7, 2004

Wumpus said:
I can't make it. The wife is going to Dallas for a tea party.

Well that just sucks.

valve bouncer · Oct 8, 2004

reflux said:
Road rage gets people killed. The sad thing is that you have no clue who you piss off when you're driving and road raging, maybe they lost their job or they just take themselves too seriously to take crap from anyone. After hearing one too many stories of random people getting shot on the streets and freeways, I say f' it, not worth the risk and satisfaction. Am I the only one trying to think rationally?

C'mon mate, you should know by now that 99.8% of Shirley's posts are bullsh*t caused by an over-active imagination and excessive masturbation.

-dustin · Oct 8, 2004

i ****ing hate when people cut me off to turn.

i was hit twice a couple summers ago, on consectutive days, by people doing ****ing stupidass **** like that. neither had insurance. so to those that think it's cool, **** you. those without insurance, **** you, too.

Skookum · Oct 8, 2004

i mean it i'm leaving now...

Dont' try stopping me!

JRB · Oct 8, 2004

Skookum said:
i mean it i'm leaving now...
Dont' try stopping me!

Please stay - we promise Stosh will stop hitting on you if you'll just stay.

narlus · Oct 8, 2004

speaking of which, whatever happened to people like drunken ninja and the big cheese? are they in guantanamo bay?

Skookum · Oct 8, 2004

narlus said:
speaking of which, whatever happened to people like drunken ninja and the big cheese? are they in guantanamo bay?

you only find out if you leave and never come back.....

biggins · Oct 8, 2004

wasnt there a band that did a song about road rage and the guy had a pistol in his glove box or something? what was the name of that band?

SkaredShtles · Oct 8, 2004

Skookum said:
<snip> leave and never come back.....

Gollum? Is that you?

-S.S.-

biggins · Oct 8, 2004

BurlySurly said:
Offspring dude.

jesus why could i not remember that? i used to listen to those guys all the time!

SkaredShtles · Oct 8, 2004

biggins said:
jesus why could i not remember that?

Because you're getting old.......

-S.S.-

johnbryanpeters · Oct 8, 2004

BurlySurly said:
So I get stuck behind this bigass stripper carrying half a beer gut on it, probably to some rednecks cleared out lap on the edge of town. Well, I got it stuck in behind for two beers in a row, and when it comes to popping my nut the baitch takes up BOTH of the cheeks with her "WIDE LOAD". So Im stuck in back like one of those stray dogs gettin dragged around by his mate, and cant go forward or Ill be stuck in the middle of the crack cause she's got it locked on tight, and so I just go up and over the top; she's in the straight-ahead all fours crouch and waiting for the payoff. As I lunged, I slipped on beer and vomit on the floor and launch into this elderly queen right in front of him instead of going straight. So during the turn he just starts at me at ramming speed or something, but of course I just sped off and he didnt get close. So like 5 lights later as im getting ready to make the next turn he comes pulling up next to me in a semi screaming like crazy. I was just laughing at him so hard and he was pointing and yelling. It was so great. I blew him a kiss and then gave him the finger and he opened his fly like he was gunna get it out, but then my mind changed and I danced off laughing, still waving the bird at him.

I was totally in the wrong. It was great!

You don't say! :monkey:

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