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I want to kill

Discussion in 'Firearms and Mac & Cheese' started by eric strt6, Dec 10, 2016.

  1. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    • They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning.
    • And I walked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604." And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumping up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the Sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
    • Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers!
     

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  2. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    First time shooting these broadheads....
    suckers went though one and a half tight bales of straw

     
  3. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    Get some of these and go decapitate some turkeys!

     
  4. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Have not subjected myself to Alice's Restaurant lately but I have wondered what eating a dead burnt body would be like...
     
  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
    Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill

    But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
    Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
     
  6. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Well the local tribes used to call it "long pig" for a good reason........