[stinkyboy]

WTF?

NAGOYA -- A man suspected of stealing about 5,000 pairs of shoes in order to enjoy their odor has been arrested, police said Wednesday.
"I was enjoying their smell," Masashi Kamata, 28, a resident of Moriyama-ku, Nagoya, was quoted as telling investigators. "Indoor shoes for school sexually stimulate me. I couldn't throw away the shoes I obtained."
In the specific case for which he was arrested, Kamata stole two pairs of shoes from a girl that were being dried on the premises of her home in Owariasahi, Aichi, in September last year.
Local police confiscated about 5,000 pairs of school indoor shoes for girls and boys from a warehouse he had rented in Moriyama-ku on Wednesday.
Police had received numerous complaints that indoor shoes have been stolen in Moriyama-ku and surrounding areas.
Investigators suspect that Kamata stole the shoes from shoe cabinets at schools and homes, and are trying to seek further charges against him.

 

[H8R]

What? Like you don't huff stolen shoes in the night?

 

[LordOpie]

And I thought my woman had a shoe fetish.



(we bought another shoe rack last weekend)

honey, if you're reading this, you know I think it's cute

 

[skinny mike]

honey, if you're reading this, you know I think it's cute

if she reads this you probably should sleep on your stomach for the next week or so... women don't like it when you make fun of them and their shoes.

 

[Silver]

I just knew that was going to be a Japanese guy...

 

[DRB]

I've been telling y'all, VB is one sick bastard.

 

[kidwoo]

I just knew that was going to be a Japanese guy...

Or dennis hopper with an oxygen mask

 

[valve bouncer]

I've been telling y'all, VB is one sick bastard.

I tell ya what DRB, only in Japan.
2 recent cases from the VB files;
- a friend of the missus just got divorced as her husband was arrested for stealing women's knickers off the clothes line. he had over 300 pairs stashed away.
- one of my students cornered a junior high school student in her back yard after he attempted to peek through her bathroom window.

 

[stinkyboy]

What? Like you don't huff stolen shoes in the night?

Not shoes...

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

- one of my students cornered a junior high school student in her back yard after he attempted to peek through her bathroom window.

wtf? are you a teacher/professor?

 

[Westy]

wtf? are you a teacher/professor?

Ninja master.

 

[binary visions]

wtf? are you a teacher/professor?

Didn't you read his title?

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

Didn't you read his title?

i thought it had to do with cooler, studlier stuff, like panty berserking abilities or something... not something gay like being a teacher.

i had pictured valvebouncer as an engineer (or deskjockey nerd like the most of us), a dilbertian character by day, a japanase pr0n star by night, and part-time assasin on the weekends.
now all my dreams have shattered.

 

[kidwoo]

- one of my students cornered a junior high school student in her back yard after he attempted to peek through her bathroom window.

That's pretty normal I think.


The japanese version would be if he was wackin it with a bunch of stuffed animals while sticking an eel up his butt or something.

 

[valve bouncer]

Don't get me wrong you blokes, a well formed perversion is a thing of beauty. Piss ya knickers for fun? Lovely do it, it's cool. Crap ya duds and chow down? It's all good to me. Just leave me out of it. I'm cool with me own show.