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In case you thought your job was bad.

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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1,949
Front Range, dude...
A guy goes to the doctor for a rash on his arm.

"What do you do for a living?" the doctor asks him.

"I work at the circus, I give enemas to elephants," the guy says.

"Quit doing that and the rash will clear up," the doctor says.

The guy replies, horrified, "What? And get out of show business?"

Sorry, the article reminded me of this joke...
 

KenW449

Thanos did nothing wrong
Jun 13, 2017
2,704
329
Floating down the whiskey river...
You could be the person that has to artificially inseminate cows... It requires a turkey baster, large glove that goes to your elbow and shoving your arm up the cows hoo ha. Would NOT want to be that person.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
18,852
9,557
AK
Rode in Seattle on some DH stuff with a Aerospace Engineer that designs airplane bathrooms. If it let me ride any bike I want I'd do it too. Way better than cleaning them anyways.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
40,138
16,537
Riding the baggage carousel.
You could be the person that has to artificially inseminate cows... It requires a turkey baster, large glove that goes to your elbow and shoving your arm up the cows hoo ha. Would NOT want to be that person.
That's a really well paying job. At least it was on the Central Valley dairies I knew.

Rode in Seattle on some DH stuff with a Aerospace Engineer that designs airplane bathrooms. If it let me ride any bike I want I'd do it too. Way better than cleaning them anyways.
Or fixing them. :twitch: