Quantcast

>>>Its Slack off Friderp GMT time<<<

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by eric strt6, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    10 / 80
    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2017
    Messages:
    719
    Location:
    IDK, I dont have a GPS
    Does a pot of water count as a fire extinguisher?
     

    Please register to disable this ad.

  2. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

    Rep/Likes:
    267 / 2,240
    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2013
    Messages:
    7,738
    Location:
    i͓̽t͓̽ i͓̽s͓̽ fu͓̽l͓̽l͓̽ o͓̽f s͓̽t͓̽a͓̽r͓̽s͓̽
    Big enough to get delicate dirt roadies riled up and cry all over phasepuke.
     
    • Horns Horns x 1
  3. 6thElement

    6thElement Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    44 / 806
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2008
    Messages:
    2,000
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

    Rep/Likes:
    41 / 567
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2004
    Messages:
    3,625
    Location:
    In the cleavage of the Tetons
    Not on grease.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Useful Useful x 1
  5. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

    Rep/Likes:
    175 / 2,551
    Joined:
    May 29, 2011
    Messages:
    6,433
    Location:
    Canaderp
    I like the way you think, good sir.
     
  6. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    @Westy did you get my paypal?
     
  7. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    391 / 2,334
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    34,156
    Location:
    Sleazattle

    Yes, wilk hit the Post Office this afternoon.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    391 / 2,334
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    34,156
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    Tell her that you decided not to return to being a full time aero grease monkey.
     
  9. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

    Rep/Likes:
    175 / 2,551
    Joined:
    May 29, 2011
    Messages:
    6,433
    Location:
    Canaderp
    Boss man just called and said to be careful on the drive home because of all the rain freezing into ice. He even slipped in a "yeahhh, just leave if you need to". Well alrighty then!
     
    • Like Like x 1
  10. RoboDonkey713

    RoboDonkey713 Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    13 / 317
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    513
    Location:
    Maine
    Fat bikes don't leave ruts in ice.
     
    • Useful Useful x 1
  11. stevew

    stevew unique white person

    Rep/Likes:
    220 / 1,929
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2001
    Messages:
    29,791
    feelies ticket acquired.
     
  12. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    10 / 80
    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2017
    Messages:
    719
    Location:
    IDK, I dont have a GPS
    Must be one of those infomercial people that cannot perform menial tasks.
     
    #52 -   Jan 12, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2018
  13. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

    Rep/Likes:
    50 / 419
    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2005
    Messages:
    13,441
    Location:
    My own world inside my head
    Was cold and icy this morning when I headed to doctors appointment. Better on the way home.... Supposed to have more coming. We will see
     
  14. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    10 / 80
    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2017
    Messages:
    719
    Location:
    IDK, I dont have a GPS
    DIY studded tire!
    Fat tire.jpg
    +
    Thimb tack.png
    +
    Stans.png
    or for the monocle folks
    Thumb tack gold.png
     
  15. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

    Rep/Likes:
    232 / 1,682
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2001
    Messages:
    11,531
    Location:
    behind you, don't wait up.
    since I 'believe' you're a youngin' ... do you know to not use water to put out a grease fire???
     
    • Horns Horns x 1
  16. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

    Rep/Likes:
    25 / 140
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2015
    Messages:
    424
    Location:
    San Diego
    Fuck ya taco Friday, got the kids at work on fridays. They have fun. Guy with the lunch truck outside grills up tacos. I just ate 4. Gunna leave here at 1 the kids will fall asleep in the truck on the way home, giving me time to sit in shed before they wake up. God dam these tacos are good.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  17. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

    Rep/Likes:
    232 / 1,682
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2001
    Messages:
    11,531
    Location:
    behind you, don't wait up.
    I SAID GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!
    upload_2018-1-12_12-17-3.png
     
  18. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    10 / 80
    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2017
    Messages:
    719
    Location:
    IDK, I dont have a GPS
    I do, you're supposed to cover it and/or use baking powder/soda, don't remember which one.
     
  19. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    i've told this story before, but back when my sister and i were both in high school, we got home from school one day and she decided to make popcorn on the stove. someone called her and she forgot about the pot of butter (she hadn't put the corn in yet). i was in my room putting on music and she runs in freaking out that there's a fire. i go into the kitchen, observe the fire (flames to the ceiling!) promptly grab the fire extinguisher and put it out. i told her she better have the mess cleaned up before our parents got home.
     
  20. 6thElement

    6thElement Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    44 / 806
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2008
    Messages:
    2,000
    FTFY
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
  21. roflbox

    roflbox Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    20 / 237
    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2017
    Messages:
    843
    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    going on a feel trip?
     
  22. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    i would like to drink beer. however, i do not feel like drinking beer. :rant:
     
  23. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

    Rep/Likes:
    50 / 419
    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2005
    Messages:
    13,441
    Location:
    My own world inside my head
    Either work. Just don't use flower or cornstarch.... That is unless you have the go pro going......
     
  24. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    10 / 80
    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2017
    Messages:
    719
    Location:
    IDK, I dont have a GPS
    That sounds intense. Luckly, i have never managed to start a fire i didn't mean too. But i have had the FD tell me that i needed to make one smaller because it was huge.
     
  25. slyfink

    slyfink Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    69 / 836
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    4,422
    Location:
    Ottawa, Canada
    gin. tonic.
     
    • Useful Useful x 1
  26. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    with quinine
     
    • Useful Useful x 1
  27. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

    Rep/Likes:
    162 / 1,004
    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2001
    Messages:
    22,284
    What happened to your powder day rule with your boss? Time to invoke it!
     
  28. slyfink

    slyfink Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    69 / 836
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    4,422
    Location:
    Ottawa, Canada
    I have a similar story with the toaster oven. and my wife. not sure what she did, but it caught fire. she was freaking out, screaming, looking for the fire extinguisher. I came downstairs, observed the flames coming out of the oven, and licking the cabinets. I thought about it a couple of seconds, unplugged it, grabbed some oven mitts, brought it outside and let it burn out on the sidewalk. she was very impressed with my calm demeanour and cool level-headedness. I scored a few brownie points on that day. :brows:
     
    • Like Like x 1
  29. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

    Rep/Likes:
    232 / 1,682
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2001
    Messages:
    11,531
    Location:
    behind you, don't wait up.
    that works when I'm not behind, which is not today.
     
  30. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    i've got similar stories. one time i spent too much time in the shed, then decided i wanted a hamburger. i was thawing the bun in the microwave, and it managed to catch fire.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  31. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    also, another "too much shed time" story. back when my wife and i started dating she managed to set some nachos on fire in the oven under the broiler.
     
  32. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

    Rep/Likes:
    198 / 1,148
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2003
    Messages:
    43,109
    Location:
    In a van.... down by the river
    I am unfamiliar with this feel.

    Can you describe it in more detail?

    :confused:

    You can't be too careful what with the whole malaria thing...
     
  33. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

    Rep/Likes:
    198 / 1,148
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2003
    Messages:
    43,109
    Location:
    In a van.... down by the river
    Come on, man... work doesn't work like that. You're old enough to know that. FUCK WORK!
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
  34. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

    Rep/Likes:
    149 / 1,137
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2014
    Messages:
    3,152
    Location:
    Crawlorado
    Our corporate overlords design it that way, hence why Americans are so bad at taking time off. FTS. YOLO.
     
  35. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

    Rep/Likes:
    232 / 1,682
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2001
    Messages:
    11,531
    Location:
    behind you, don't wait up.
    Right!
    and what are you doing today??
     
  36. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    306 / 2,447
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    47,773
    Location:
    media blackout
    it's very confusing. i blame the head cold.
     
  37. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

    Rep/Likes:
    198 / 1,148
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2003
    Messages:
    43,109
    Location:
    In a van.... down by the river
    Well... I'm behind. So I'm working. :homer:
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  38. 6thElement

    6thElement Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    44 / 806
    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2008
    Messages:
    2,000
    Feet up, reading a book/the monkey and contemplating this afternoons ride.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  39. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    391 / 2,334
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    34,156
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    Microwaving a bagel for about 6 minutes will cause it to smolder and emit massive amounts of noxious smoke, with little to no risk of an actual fire. Pretty handy for those times where you need a good excuse to leave work.

    Handles with an oven mitt, a burning bagel is a lot of fun to throw into someone's open window.
     
    #79 -   Jan 12, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2018
    • Useful Useful x 1
  40. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

    Rep/Likes:
    222 / 758
    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2004
    Messages:
    12,975
    Location:
    Transylvania 90210
    NonShitHoleWorldProblems