That's all.
I've gone plaid...
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That's all.
I KNEW it!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY A$$HOLES!
What is this?
We call It Mr. Coffee....
We call It Mr. Coffee....
The guy in the middle is kinda like a cat. ake
I'm a Mog. Half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
"12345? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!"
Wait...wtf?
you're doing it wrong.
You suck at Space Balls.
What? You went over my helmet?
Spaceballs the flame thrower
"Yogurt! I hate YOGURT! Even with strawberries!"
Space balls the shaving cream
I bet she gives great helmet.
Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
I thought I told you never to contact me on this wall.
Prepare for ludicrous speed!
Come back you fat, bearded bitch!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...now, let's see how well you handle it!
Only one man would dare give me raspberry...LONE STAR!!!
Please don't make a fuzz, i'm just plain Yogurt.
Fine. You're married. Kiss her.
Well what do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart??
"What happened to then?"
"We passed then."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
"We passed then."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
Funny...she doesn't look Druish.
So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
I'm your ather's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!
The ship is too big! If I walked, the movie would be over.
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!
Now you will see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet : Whoaaa! What have I done? My brains are going into my feet.... We passed them. Stop this thing.
Sandurz : We can't stop. It's too dangerous. We have to slow down first.
Dark Helmet : Bullsh
t. Just stop this thing. I order you. Stooooop! [Sandurz pulls on "Emergency Stop, never use." Dark Helmet goes flying into a panel.]
Sandurz : Are you all right, sir?
Dark Helmet : Fine. How've you been?
Sandurz : Fine, sir.
Dark Helmet : Good.
Sandurz : It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet.
Dark Helmet : Yeah.
Sandurz : What should we do now, sir?
Dark Helmet : Well, are we stopped?
Sandurz : We're stopped, sir.
Dark Helmet : Good. Well, why don't we take a five minute break.
Sandurz : Very good, sir.
Dark Helmet : Smoke if you got 'em.
What a great thread... I'll be watching this tonight!
Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power and I have both and you know it...
Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power and I have both and you know it...