[X3pilot]

of turning off my TV, finally. Why, oh why?

What would a President Spears administration be like? Apparently, very tasty.
Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" on Tuesday to deliver a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody," Spears declared.

The joke material in that picture and statement alone are gold, where to start?

 

[jonKranked]

Idk if she'd be any better than President Camacho.

 

[TN]

still hot.

 

[eaterofdog]

still hot.

It was more fun when I felt creepy for leering at her.

 

[TN]

It was more fun when I felt creepy for leering at her.

It was more fun to me when she was trailer trashin' it up.

 

[Pesqueeb]

It was more fun to me when she was trailer trashin' it up.

You say that like she's quit at some point. You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you cant take Louisiana out of the girl.

 

[moff_quigley]

It was more fun to me when she was trailer trashin' it up.

Was? You mean she's stopped?

edit: kinda sorta sniped.

 

[DH Diva]

Still doesn't beat the video where she was talking about butter beans and why Back to the Future was totally possible. Oh Brit. How you entertain me.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Shouldn't that be "Mine eyes have seen the glory"?

 

[Westy]

Must have been a hell of a party.

 

[TreeSaw]

Still doesn't beat the video where she was talking about butter beans and why Back to the Future was totally possible. Oh Brit. How you entertain me.

LOL! I remember that

 

[Prettym1k3]

still hot.

Yeah... if you like a woman who has eyes on the sides of her head like a frickin' dinosaur.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you cant take Louisiana out of the girl.

You named your penis Louisiana?

 

[jonKranked]

You named your penis Louisiana?

That's not RedRabbit.

 

[HAB]

That's not RedRabbit.

Louisiana ≠ Iraq.

 

[jonKranked]

Louisiana ≠ Iraq.

Location doesn't matter, if the opportunity presents itself, RedRabbit will be there, making decisions he will later regret.

 

[HAB]

Location doesn't matter, if the opportunity presents itself, RedRabbit will be there, making decisions he will later regret.

Or not. Didn't he say he didn't feel badly about having slept with one of the chicks in that escapade?

 

[jonKranked]

Or not. Didn't he say he didn't feel badly about having slept with one of the chicks in that escapade?

edit: improve reading comprehension.

But I think he did feel bad about one of them.

 

[HAB]

Didn't you read the part where I said that he'd "make decisions he'd regret later"?

Fair. You're looking longer term. Like when he has VD.


The more important issue is, Platty, yea or nae?

 

[jonKranked]

Fair. You're looking longer term. Like when he has VD.


The more important issue is, Platty, yea or nae?

I'm over my sickness enough to ride.

My fingertip still hasn't decided yet. But it is improving a lot moreso than I was expecting by this point. If I can't ride maybe I'll just come to platty and be a drunk asshole. Oh wait...

 

[HAB]

I'm over my sickness enough to ride.

My fingertip still hasn't decided yet. But it is improving a lot moreso than I was expecting by this point. If I can't ride maybe I'll just come to platty and be a drunk asshole. Oh wait...

Just super glue it shut and ride.

 

[jonKranked]

Just super glue it shut and ride.

Super glue will work on skin, I dunno about muscle tissue. JB Weld?

 

[Sandwich]

some whining

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Your eyes have seen the whory.

 

[jonKranked]

^^^ that's pretty much my current solution.

 

[mandown]

^^^ that's pretty much my current solution.

the better "solution" for that problem

 

[TheTruth]

I'm over my sickness enough to ride.

My fingertip still hasn't decided yet. But it is improving a lot moreso than I was expecting by this point. If I can't ride maybe I'll just come to platty and be a drunk asshole. Oh wait...

If your drunk you won't know your finger is hurt. Problem solved. BTW you aren't going to race at diablo this weekend?

 

[jonKranked]

If your drunk you won't know your finger is hurt. Problem solved. BTW you aren't going to race at diablo this weekend?

You been living in Ted's old shack? I don't race at Diablo. This is well documented.


edit: since I know you're going to ask, I don't race diablo because its non-USAC. As many gripes as I have about USAC, at least they generally prevent gross sandbagging, which runs rampant at Diablo.


edit 2: generally a small cut won't stop me from riding, but I almost took my fingertip off. Santoku knife more or less down to the bone.

 

[HAB]

Super glue will work on skin, I dunno about muscle tissue. JB Weld?

Unless you're actually Terminator, I'm thinking not.

 

[jonKranked]

Unless you're actually Terminator, I'm thinking not.

+rep

 

[TheTruth]

You been living in Ted's old shack? I don't race at Diablo. This is well documented.


edit: since I know you're going to ask, I don't race diablo because its non-USAC. As many gripes as I have about USAC, at least they generally prevent gross sandbagging, which runs rampant at Diablo.

seems logical captain.

 

[Sandwich]

you need some crystal bad finger brake levers...then you'll be all set.

 

[jimmydean]

I would hit it.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Piihb?

 

[jonKranked]

Piihb?

She should've learned that lesson before she had 2 kids.

 

[TN]

Was? You mean she's stopped?

edit: kinda sorta sniped.

She is not nearly as trashy as she was when she was melting down.

I like to imagine her if she never made it big, barefoot, titties hanging out of a tank top, miller lite in hand, virgina slim hangin' outta her pursed lips, short shorts, twang in her voice when she cusses the rugrats for kicking the dog.....

 

[jimmydean]

She is not nearly as trashy as she was when she was melting down.

I like to imagine her if she never made it big, barefoot, titties hanging out of a tank top, miller lite in hand, virgina slim hangin' outta her pursed lips, short shorts, twang in her voice when she cusses the rugrats for kicking the dog.....

Must spread rep...

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You guys are all womanizers..........





Womanizers
Woman-Womanizers
You're all womanizers
Oh Womanizers
Oh You're all Womanizers Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizers, Womanizers, Womanizers

 

[jimmydean]

You guys are all womanizers..........

Don't worry, I will hit it for you.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Don't worry, I will hit it for you.

I want to hit it too......


I think I was in 6th grade when "....Baby One More Time" came out. She could be the female equivalent of DirtMcGirk and I'd still want to hit it with the fury of a 1000 horny hobbits.