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need holiday gift ideas? (humor)

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for
his new sweethearts Christmas present and as they had
not been dating for very long, after careful
consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to
Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The
sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the
same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant
mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves
and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking
the contents the young man sealed the package and sent
it to his sweetheart with the following note.

Dear Maria,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
evening. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but
she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade but the lady I bought
them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing
for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled
at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart even though they were a little tight on
her.
She also told me that her pair helps to keep
her ring clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed
to wash it since she had begun wearing them.
I wish I were there to put them on for you for the
first time as no doubt many other hands will touch
them before I have a chance to see you again. When you
take them off remember to blow into them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little
damp from wearing.

Just think how many times my lips will kiss them
during the coming year. I hope that you will wear
them for me on Friday night.
All my love
Paul

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little fur showing.
 

me89

Monkey
May 25, 2004
839
0
asheville
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thats the way to do it right there. you know he ment for them to switch them up. i bet the girl got a huge laugh and does blow in them every night before bedtime. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

:monkey: :p