[kidwoo]

Got bears in the fruit trees

Got stellar jays wakin my ass up on weekends

Slack jawed fatass teenagers on mah lawn, cuz they can't walk an extra 50 feet!

What do I buy?

 

[blackohio]

airsoft.

 

[StiHacka]

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.pepperball.com/


Be sure to take video.

 

[4130biker]

Super soaker with piss in it.... Mountain lion piss

 

[kidwoo]

http://www.pepperball.com/


Be sure to take video.

Okay rad for seasoning steaks, sure.

Need moar colorz.

 

[kidwoo]

airsoft.

fo realz or are you talkin about BBs?

 

[Nick]

Got bears in the fruit trees

Got stellar jays wakin my ass up on weekends

Slack jawed fatass teenagers on mah lawn, cuz they can't walk an extra 50 feet!

What do I buy?

leave the bears eat, winter is comin'

shoot at the jays with the airsoft

shoot at the teenagers with rock salt in a sawed off 12g

 

[stevew]

eat a lot of asparagus for a month...

bottle all urine....

buy supersoaker...

 

[kidwoo]

eat a lot of asparagus for a month...

bottle all urine....

buy supersoaker...

Good for two legs, lacks punch for four. Forsee howard hughes scenario regarding storage.

leave the bears eat, winter is comin'

shoot at the jays with the airsoft

shoot at the teenagers with rock salt in a sawed off 12g

Fuck the bears, that's what vacation rental houses are for. I wants me my own damn apples.

Hate the jays......enough to maim instead of kill.

Do not own 12g, getting too complicated.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[Nick]

i'd like to change my answer.

 

[kidwoo]

It's like a 'this is your life' episode hosted by angrymetasmith

1: Own the slingshot, made bears angry, couldn't hit the jays to save my live.......did fuck up a fat 14 year old however....

2: Not that different from the actual potato gun used to shoot out windows of old biltmore hotel across interstate 75 while at georgia tech

3: aligators.......because yeah dawg, you know my roots. Hard to steer though.


Still open to howitzers and catapults...........

 

[StiHacka]

Hire a local dentist.

 

[Westy]

Just tackle'm in ya draws.

 

[eric strt6]

 

[jstuhlman]

hire this guy. seems like he'd get the job done.

 

[jstuhlman]

OR . . . invite jimmydean over for beerz.
sneak out and make a trail of fruitz/birdseedz/cheetoz leading into the vette
EVERYONE DIES WHEN FLIPPED.
profit.

 

[4130biker]

You need this motherfucker:

 

[kidwoo]

You need this motherfucker:

PM sent

 

[4130biker]

PM sent

liar

 

[kidwoo]

I don't believe you actually know that.........what's the word.


Ninja?

 

[blackohio]

 

[dtm1]

What is: cheap to feed, great hearing & vision (better than dogs and humans) including can see UV, can't bribe with a steak, very territorial, loud, and vicious, saved ancient Rome from an attack by the Gauls...

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/guard-geese-cops-china-best-article-1.1405892

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[stevew]

You need this motherfucker:

all that skill isn't going to help him find his pecker at the end of the day.

 

[Mo(n)arch]

Hire these guys:

 

[stevew]

Hire these guys:

because gun/artillery violence never solves anything.....that's the standard PAWN answer.

 

[Westy]

Wear eye protection.

 

[stevew]

you're just going to have to hug it out with the teens in your tidy whities.

 

[jstuhlman]

wait, the teens stole his tighty whiteys? well then by all means, shoot the punks!

 

[Fool]

Let me know if this is too subtle.

http://throwflame.com/

 

[CBJ]

You need this motherfucker:

I like the idea but how is he going to get the bear to stand still on top of a box is the problem.

 

[boostindoubles]

Pick the fruit and the Bears will stop dropping by? Or pile fruit where teenagers park and let bears handle em.