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New here (The Ate **** Legend)

ApolloMan

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Jan 17, 2009
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Hey everyone, new to the forum. Ive actually been riding mountain bikes fairly intensely since 7th grade, im surprised i havent joined a forum since then...hmm.

Well anyone i now ride regularly in the Santa Cruz national forest behind the UCSC campus. I currently ride the first REAL mountain bike i got, which was back on the seventh grade. It's a Rocky Mountain Fanatik, with a lot of stuff to make it less XC and more towards the goodness of freestyle. The first Avid mechanicals, raceface stem, rockshox psylos, maxxis 2.5 mobsters upfront and 2.4s in the back (max clearance lol), etc.

Anyway, i was riding with my buddy Charlie about 8 months ago. We were going about 15-20mph down a very narrow/windy trail. As soon as a i turned a corner i saw a FAT pile of horse ****. I knew it was either run it over or eat **** by swerving. Well, looks like door number 2 had the same result as door number 1 because the **** caked my tire, then LAUNCHED into my MOUTH.

So what's the lesson of the day children?
-Get a fender (not AGAIN,......)
-Keep yur mouth shut
-Why was a horse ****ting on a path that was like 2 feet wide?

I ate **** real bad. :disgust1: