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NEWS: Local Company Moves Production Underseas

AlmostHeaven

Turbo Monkey
Jun 8, 2005
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VIRGINIA
http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4129&n=1

NEWARK, NJ—In an effort to revitalize the company after years of stagnant profits, BakeCo Inc., makers of Good Twist Pretzels and Fluffy Brand Cream Cakes, announced plans Monday to move their Newark-based production facility underseas.

I like this one, "We realized the time had come for us to manufacture and deliver snack-food convenience items from the sea floor..."

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