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    Come on. Give the pooch a break. After all, who among us hasn't gotten way too high then shit on the floor and smashed things before fleeing the scene.
     
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    Please follow every single post I ever make on this website with endless bear gifs. I'm totally serious.

    You can be my hype man. Because I love bear gifs.
     
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    No bear gifs, no reply.
     
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    Was not "No bear gifs, no reply" a reply
    I'm so confused.:monkey:


    Bojutsu Bear says Teeth and Claws are just backup.
     
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    In 1926 a bear used exactly that tool to break into fort knox and destroy half the currency reserve thinking they were honey shots. Realizing the vulnerability of the system, the united states quickly moved away from the gold standard as a currency backing - Dept of Fish and Game, CO
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Inserting gifs on an iPhone is not easy. Stupid smart phone.
     
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    Sounds like she needs to up her game...
     
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    Quick trip to the MRI, problem solved!

    Right @Toshi ?
     
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    That'd work if you wanted to rip the nose off. That's the goal, right?
     
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    You want the magnets out, or not? :disgust:
     
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    you clearly don't understand magnets. i sentence you to 48 hours of listening to insane clown posse
     
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    I would rather have my nose ripped off.
     
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    KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence.

    A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."

    The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Interview-with-gun-drug-suspect-ends-after-12347292.php
     
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    I saw that before. Freaking genius. If he has a decent lawyer he's going to make the cops look real stupid. They'll throw the "this guy wasn't cooperating" and the lawyer will throw the "my client has a medical condition and why didn't you get him help?", would be entertaining to watch.
     
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    I'll have the Long-Pig ribs please, medium smoke, lightly sauced. :rofl:
     
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    ...there are those among us who take Breitfart as gospel. I am fearful for our future...very fearful.
     
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    If I thought it would help I'd be sacrificing an animal a day.
     
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    ...and 2 on Sunday. Just to piss off the holy rollers.
     
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    That's a great euphemism for choking the pope
     
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    That's not weird, that's Wyoming!