Friday, and Saturday.
Norcal Halloween Trail Jam. Let's do this.
- Thread starter Zach Dank
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Sweet. Brian Miller is one of my homies, and i gave him a heads up.
I want pics of you over the big sh*t.
ooh he's callin you out!
That shut 'em up in a hurry!
Dude.....it's not like there's any 'small' shlt there you can sneak off to
You should drive out. I'll hazard a guess and say this is one of the coolest trail spots you'll ride in the country. You'd dig it.
Not really. He just likes pictures.
And he's jealous he lives so far away
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Dude.....it's not like there's any 'small' shlt there you can sneak off to
You should drive out. I'll hazard a guess and say this is one of the coolest trail spots you'll ride in the country. You'd dig it.
Not really. He just likes pictures.
And he's jealous he lives so far away
Bingo. Uber freakin' jealous. Cali is my number 2 want-to-live spot, simply for the caliber of trails and riding to be had.
Dexter, let's go. I've got a rad hot dog suit that wants to get airborne.
I will give you $50 for gas money if you ride this line in the oscar meyer.
(drive a geo and that might actually be TWO tanks of gas
)I'm not even kidding.
damn. how far is the drive to cali? haha
actually those places are very few and far between, if you don't build yourself a place to ride, you won't have sh!t....
Qft...
hmmm my halloween options right now:
1) stay in missoula and work all weekend bartending
2) free flight to vegas, work one night, party with models and strippers all expenses paid at top clubs and have a penthouse with two buddies, all on US Smokeless Tobacco's bill
3) go to seattle and watch 2 of my buddies spin in front of **** ton of ppl with some big name dj's
4) go to the middle of butt **** montana and fish for 13lb spanning brown trout with my spey rod
5) drive to cali and rip sick trails with some homies
too ****ing bad i have to work and cannot get it off to save my life which is gayer than balls on a mustache. i really want to come rip out there
1) stay in missoula and work all weekend bartending
2) free flight to vegas, work one night, party with models and strippers all expenses paid at top clubs and have a penthouse with two buddies, all on US Smokeless Tobacco's bill
3) go to seattle and watch 2 of my buddies spin in front of **** ton of ppl with some big name dj's
4) go to the middle of butt **** montana and fish for 13lb spanning brown trout with my spey rod
5) drive to cali and rip sick trails with some homies
too ****ing bad i have to work and cannot get it off to save my life which is gayer than balls on a mustache. i really want to come rip out there
Where do you bartend at? My brother is a bartender at the Broadway in Missoula. I think that's what it's called.
Still enough time to find a fill in
"hey baby.....wanna see my dip lip?"
No offense but it probably happens regularly right?
Any weekend
Pretty rare having such a dedicated build crew setup an open invite to shred their trails.
Okay.
But only if I can bring my bike. You staying at your place friday night or in jump town?
But only if I can bring my bike. You staying at your place friday night or in jump town?
not sure my DHR is light enough, plus I would prolly wreck the lips. my black market is out with a busted frame right now
Pretty rare having such a dedicated build crew setup an open invite to shred their trails.
That's a very worthwhile thought right there Dex. Some of my best memories on a bike are at good trail jams - not contests or any of that sponsored **** - just good 'ol back in the woods jams.
The fact that these guys are giving out an invite and you have half a chance to make it and ride it...IDK, no offense, I'd be skeptical opening my trails like that and my place is not even half as good as Zach's spot.
Oh man, dose not get much better than that! I made an account just to comment on how amazing these jumps look.
Looks so sick, I really want to go up there for the Jam now.
Looks so sick, I really want to go up there for the Jam now.
My house. I got new trailz in my backyard. Mini trailz.
My house. I got new trailz in my backyard. Mini trailz.
I saw those last night, looks like fun times to be had.
whats your brothers name zach? i work at stockman's, where every 18 year old girl comes to party and everyone drinks for free. problem is, none of us can have halloween off, everyone has to work. they run the bar like **** and only have 5 employee's. on the weekend its one person on the day, 4 at night. super super gay. if i could get it off i would be there in a heart beat boys.
those of us who are serious about our riding just call in sick. every time ZD shows up in my town, i get the flu...
You sure it's not syphilis?
I've seen some shlt oozing out of that guy before. He says it's poison oak.......but I don't know.
My brothers name is Jake. I'll tell him to say what's up to you next time he's in Stockmans.
And it is much appreciated. Speaking of, i'll be there next week. I know you are broken off, but me and Timmy are gonna start the new spot. We got big plans for a sick schpot. Hope you're down.
Sounds like fun. Hey Z
can i just come help build, i crakced my dome behind my ear, i dig goood
Ah $hit. You should come ride these trails with me Ben. You'd be scurd, but they are right up your alley. Fast as hell.
I aint scerd. Well, maybe of messin' up your pretty landings.
Thought u's coming out to Rob's?
Thought u's coming out to Rob's?
Yeah, i'm blowing it. I should have been out there by now. You guys ride today?
I took Chris Singer to these trails last week, and he froze out, and wouldn't hit one jump.
It might take a minute or two for this broke off 40 yr old to get the knads but, like I say in the skank a$$ strip clubs in Reno, " I'd hit it "
BTW, Singers a wuss
BTW, Singers a wuss
Hahaha!
I ain't doubting your skillz, that's fo sho. You're the fycking Legend man!
Let's fycking hit it bro. I ride, and dig there several times a week.
When you hittin Roberts again? Don't tell me just on Tues. Let's go shred tomorrow, or the next. I'm so down to get my as$ kicked. I'm way outa cardio shape.