Out of curiosity....(Coors, Axe, Bud etc... camps)

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  1. MMike

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    So I've seen these commercials for these supposed camps... apparently busting at the seems with hot chicks. What exactly goes on? Are the chicks hookers? Strippers? or the much-preferred chicks with low esteem who drink a lot? Are you guaranteed to get some? Or is it just a few days a cock-teasing?

    What goes on at Camp Itchycoochie?
     
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    Dear MMike, I am pretty certain that you are the king of asshats. :busted:

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    Did someone get a nasty PM?

    Well, I'm not in need of any of these T&A weekends now. But had I won one of these getaways a couple of summers ago, I would have been pretty jazzed. But being the gentleman that I am, noone would ever now how many I had banged.

    Then a again, maybe it would have just wound up being a good post on your botched opportunities thread.
     
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    Wait......so these crappy beer companies have CAMPS? Camps where apparently you go and hang out with hot chicks?

    So yet again, rather than pay money to make a real beer, they blow thousands and thousands of dollars to pay for property, staffing, chicks(?), to promote their swill INSTEAD of just making a better product. Fvcking classic.
     
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    binary visions The voice of reason

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    OK, someone needs to find a Budcamp PIN so we can investigate further.
     
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    The difference is, here, 3-ways are implied....
     
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    If you won a trip to Budcamp, you think they'd mind if you BYOB'd?
     
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    Sooooo, you want to go to a camp where they make crappy Headache inducing watered down beer?

    As far as the girls, I think its a mix of all three




    Now if Sam Adams or someone like that had a camp showing how to make a good beer, I might be wanting to go to that!!!!!








    Hahaha, you said Ass imulated!!!!
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I am married, so I am more concerned about the beer. :p
     
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    Imagine the bachelor party that would make...
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Ridemonkey is apparently on board!!

     
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    Ive never heard of those before. Seems interesting but at the same time a bunch of BS
     
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    molson canadian has the ultimate mega keg party with a keg standing 2-3 stories tall.

    how is anyone supposed to drink that much beer at once?

    myself i d like to know about the axe camp...do women really get horny like that over deodorant? cause honestly if it is only the women at their cottage i am thinking we need a plan to all just show up at this place and call it monkeyfest.

    what is a case of their products worth anyway? 4blowjobs and a fresh set of herpes each!?!
     
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    I think those camps were orginally part of the 'Tools in Training' program.
     
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    In all fairness to the American macro-swill breweries, their profits would drop considerably if they improved the taste of their beer.
     
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    Great, a camp full of guys drinking bud that smell like axe.

    I'll just stay home and grind a bic pen into my ear. Repeatedly.
     
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    why is it that these aren't taking place in the US.... not that i have anything against our canuck friends. i wonder if the chicks are US or canuck? as far as the byob, you could sneak your fav in and just dump out the bud and replace with yours into their bottle.