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Personals from Craigslist Pakistan

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Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
8,194
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Some late night boredom and browsing turned up these classic postings!

http://pakistan.craigslist.org/m4w/472531540.html
I am a US based professional visiting Islamabad these days. I am looking for a female friend to indulge in some "sensual" games ;).
Please reply with your physical details and a recent photograph of yours (if possible). If you are what I am looking for, I can be very generous. I am clean shaven, average body, good looking guy. After Eid I will be availble to girls and women for all night sex special. If there are more than one woman or girls or group of women only, Please let me know so I can entertain you all night but one thing to remember. NO STDS, CLEAN SHAVEN, SERIOUS, CONFIDENTIAL AND RELIABLE. Enjoy this eid!!!!!!!!


http://pakistan.craigslist.org/m4w/485221232.html
looking for a female to get mary me as i am in a middle of nasty divorce with 10 kids and a big house with 10 rooms one 2 for us one is naked room where u stay naked all the time must have atleast 5 kids my friend will sleep with u too my fifth one is not mine its my friends and why i am getting a divorce as we cant live together looking for lady ages 28 to 37
should wear halfsleeves and no bra sometimes and able to sleep naked most nights

http://pakistan.craigslist.org/m4w/493979769.html
Professionally am a banker. Am 45 but look younger. Am around 6feet with slim body and weatish complexion and big black eyes and soldier black hairs. I shave but little mustaches. I undershave regularly and very keen about hygene. Am nonsmoker but drink socially. My weight is 80 KG and I do exercise regularly. Sexually am not a hungry guy as am married but very thursty about fun with those women who are really fun loving open minded and very much liberal in social values. For me age, colour , body of a women is immaterial only she should be thirsty for fun. I have hairs on my chest and stomach. I can maintain erection for more than an hour if play in a comforable place free of any tension. I can afford any hotel room for one or two times in a month. But it will be great if any lady has her own house for fun. I can also offer my car for moving around the city and huging and kissing in side car. I donot cheet others and expect to be paid in same coin. My cell no. is zero,three,zero,zero,two,eight,one,five,seven,nine,nine. Call before 4 pm.
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Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
8,194
4,419
The funny thing is, there were about 6 listings total, I picked these 3 :)
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
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borcester rhymes
why you checkin out m4w personals in pakistan?

funny nontheless...i like the 10 kids one. wtf? naked room? i'm getting one of those.