Moved to portland for a summer internship and I discovered possibly what everyone else already knew - Portland absolutely blows for mountain biking. There is no decent legal trails closer than a 45 min drive from where I am. Oakland has a far better trail system. ...or maybe i just dont know where to look. I mean c'mon, Forest park is prime - what the hell are firelane 1-5? Where are the cool trails? There must be some illegal trails or something. Outside of illegal trails - where do you portland monkeys ride?