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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    What do grapefruits have to do with grapes?
     

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  2. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Slugman Frankenbike

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    (after any long silence) Really?
     
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    Don't those grapes taste just like purple?
     
  8. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    OGRipper Turbo Monkey

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    Is a lefty a fork?

    :huh:
     
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    Graphics Turbo Monkey

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    why'd you smoke it all and leave none for me?
     
  11. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Did they water ski behind the Mayflower?
     
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    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    You know the government secretly grows and controls all this stuff?
     
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    you hungry?
     
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    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Hey, Why do they call them fingers if they don't fing?




    Oh wait, there they go.

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    splat Nam I am

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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    The number one thing to ask anyone who is stoned...


    "Got any more?"
     
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    mastercycleman Turbo Monkey

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    why is there a interstate highway in Hawaii?
     
  19. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Q: What happend to MMike?



    :p
     
  20. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    A: He is an asshat. Duh.
     
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    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    what do you want to eat?
     
  22. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Dude, did you know that if you smoke too much of that stuff you will end up taking up golf and liking it?
     
  23. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    For the first time in my life I now want to quit smoking dope. :D
     
  24. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    But now your "I love grass" t-shirt will have a double meaning.
    Ya can't quit now.:monkeydance:
     
  25. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Yeah... that shirt can double as your office shirt at your lawn mowing job.



    :p
     
  26. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    The man is always keeping me down
     
  27. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    LOL!






























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  28. gsweet

    gsweet Monkey

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    A. dont' stop smoking; temporary short term memory loss is hilarious!

    B. why do drive through atm's have braille?
     
  29. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    how much peanut butter can you shove in your mouth all at once?


    (I learned this from experience... dry mouth and peanut butter....and then the realization that you have dry mouth AND peanut butter.... and you start laughing..... and you try not to die)
     
  30. OGRipper

    OGRipper Turbo Monkey

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    You want fries with that? (As if you need to ask.)
     
  31. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    At least it pays more than working for N8! :p


    OMG! Hey N8! Is that how you ended up with the "weeping house"? You hired a bunch of stoners? HAHAHAHA! :D
     
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    Spudzie Monkey

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    How do they grow them telephone poles so dam straight???

    What was the last thing going through a bugs mind when he hits your windshield???

    What is the actual demintion of a 2 x 4 ???
     
  33. OGRipper

    OGRipper Turbo Monkey

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    How do you spell dimension?

    What was pink floyd's best album ever?
     
  34. ElTORO

    ElTORO Monkey

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    Wow I had to think about that one. I guess I'm still a little baked.:huh:
     
  35. BIRDMAN111

    BIRDMAN111 Turbo Monkey

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  36. GravityFreakTJ

    GravityFreakTJ leg shavin roadie

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    thats not funny :disgust1:
     
  37. BIRDMAN111

    BIRDMAN111 Turbo Monkey

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    it is if your buddie is stoned and you arent, or there isnt a cop
     
  38. BIRDMAN111

    BIRDMAN111 Turbo Monkey

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    dude, ok, whos mom at our school is the hottest?
     
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  40. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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