"The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers."
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers