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Rape victim or toilet-clogging fudge thief?

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
So anti-climactic...

Apparently, chick that can't stay on her feet for very long grabs a bunch of fudge, goes to hotel, says she was assualted, cops arrive, notice fudge spilling out of pockets, check bathroom, she tried to flush the evidence.

*Side note: Never eat the fudge that is in the store front window. It's been sprayed with Rust-o-leum for that never go bad look...apparently they leave it there year-round and dust it for that look of freshness.