You have a big ole fat tumor in your head.....
You smoke too much kind....
You're allergic to that girls perfume.....
You're putting too much gel in your hair....
You hang off the monkey bars alone at night in the schoolyard upside down too much....
You need glasses.....
You need to stop watching Teletubbies.....
You're cursed by the God Aboobacuh for stealing a tiki out an ancient burial ground when building dirt jumps when vacationing in Tahiti.....
Jay Leno is trying to establish a pyschic link.....
You are really an alien and it's just a normal thing that happens when the sattelite feed stops giving you subliminal messages on world domination....
You keep smelling your finger....
You huff too much glue, come clean we really didn't buy into that whole model airplane thing.....
You surf the monkey way too much....
You're sad because you are guilty you made that kid cry when you burned up the monorail, you evil hippie....
You're frustrated because you find yourself oddly attracted to Barbara Bush...
You've been staring into your viewfinder way too much...
You are having complications with your breast enlargement surgery you've been hiding from everybody.....
You've been eating your boogers....
You're sitting too close to the t.v.....
You're actually dreaming like in the Matrix, and you're actually getting close to waking up......
You've been pimp slapped once too many times....
welp that's all i can think of, i hope it helps.....
p.s. go see a "good" doctor, you're too young to have these problems....
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