if'n i was you i would get a refund m8.Clearly, I have this thing in the bag.
if'n i was you i would get a refund m8.Clearly, I have this thing in the bag.
Military Grooming Standards:
My wife is happy it's now gone.
Nah, I was thinking more like JimmyDean meets Hogan's Heros.
that's part of transforming into a redneck.Did someone draw a dick on your wall?
Does that mean I win?:huh:
w00dy - stylish but damn near invisible...
Trainwreck - Old fartz have the edge with bristly white hair plus the judge is an old fart...
jimmydean - just shifted his eyebrows down to his lip, but it's enthusiastic...
pigboy - either he's a Vegas dealer or those are pincers from some sort of big beetle that latched on to his face...
BurlyShirley - where the hell did he find the brown light bulb? Is that a moustache or does he have mildew of the lip?
man the suspense is fargin' KILLIN me!We currently have a tie after calling in a respected panel of assistant judges. Waiting for a fourth judge to chime in.
Edit:
We're going extra innings here, four judges in and we still have a tie. May have a decision by morning.
so how many books did you burn? or was this the "re-enact the night of the long knives" get together?(sorry for the late post, just got in tonight from a "conference")
I vote for pigboy despite not having the girth of TW, creativity wins every time.:huh:
w00dy - stylish but damn near invisible...
Trainwreck - Old fartz have the edge with bristly white hair plus the judge is an old fart...
jimmydean - just shifted his eyebrows down to his lip, but it's enthusiastic...
pigboy - either he's a Vegas dealer or those are pincers from some sort of big beetle that latched on to his face...
BurlyShirley - where the hell did he find the brown light bulb? Is that a moustache or does he have mildew of the lip?
i think it will get more competitive, especially as more mud hunnies hit menopauseThis needs to be an annual competition.
Yes , But in winter monthsThis needs to be an annual competition.
Indeed it does.This needs to be an annual competition.
I thought IMBA was to get the money.Indeed it does.
Congratulations Pigboy!
Now what the hell should we do for him? Just paypal him all the money?
chin handles?Yeah, that was the plan. At the very least, mr. Pigboy deserves a sweet custom title.
USA! USA! USB! USB!!!!pigboy wins with 14 points. Trainwreck and jimmydean are in a tie for second and third with 12. w00dy garnered seven points, BurlyShirley got four and $tinkle gets one point for posting after considerations were complete and I had gone to bed.
Judges were me, Hilarie, treesaw and Mr. and Mrs. splat.
It was a moustache contest, not a teabag contest, you hussy!USA! USA! USB! USB!!!!
::crocodile tears of joy::
does this mean I have to keep my nose clean while I represent the Miss Ridemonkey Mustache title until the next winner is crowned?
because I was gonna launch my porno career now that I have this under my nose.
There's a difference?It was a moustache contest, not a teabag contest, you hussy!
fixed.(sorry for the late post, just got in tonight from a "pogrom")
Firstly: WHAT???? silver grows vaginas????? why isn't silver more valuable than platinum????crap! how did i miss this thread?!!! i grow facial hair like silver grows vaginas...i could have killed it, especially if i took the shot next to a lit taser all wild eyed
Find me a tamponFirstly: WHAT???? silver grows vaginas????? why isn't silver more valuable than platinum????
Ah. Silver is someone's name. ::lightbulb::